Connor Joseph

Traveling through life making my own luck as I go.

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

I recently had to have an interview with @NotDoctorPatel and discussed his rhinoplasty. #piccolo

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

@laura_boemler feel free to hit @NotDoctorPatel and I up if you want to breakout in a timely manner. #twofortwo

[despicable Gee @IamGeespeezy]

SALLIE MAE CALLING MY MOMMA AT WORK LOOKIN FOR ME AND THIS BALD HEADED ORANGE PHEASANT PAID 0$ IN FEDERAL TAXES????

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

@Optimus_Brown what's your flavor? I can only offer brown sugar cinnamon, so your options are limited.

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

Ever need one of those days where the only time you get out of bed is for pop tarts? Today is one of those days.

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

Having a tiny desk concert with David Bowie today. #RIPDavidBowie

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

"Jesus had six apostles, didn't he?" years of Catholic school did you well @missdanielove

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

Just sitting over hear half-caring about Monday Night Football patiently awaiting halftime #StarWarsTheForceAwakens

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

Considering myself lucky to own a waterproof @SamsungMobile Galaxy S5. Dishwashers are hard.

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

Time for my monthly trip to Target to unexpectedly find someone I know and make some unplanned purchases.

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

@m_duwel I test drove a Toyota RAV4 when I was looking and loved it! Ended up with my VW, but it was solidly my second choice.

[Pi Kappa Phi - MSU @MoStatePiKapp]

Thrilled to announce that a new house will be coming to Elm next fall!

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

Carli. Freaking. Lloyd. #USAvJPN #FIFAWWCFinal

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

In sweeping ruling, #marriageequality to begin nationwide: http://t.co/wCwd8rNpdk http://t.co/FWnRped1jJ #LoveWins

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

My Timehop had nothing for me today. So I'm just sending this tweet to say hey to June 20, 2016, Connor. Hey'yo!

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

Every single hair follicle on my body is standing straight up. #StarWars

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Congrats to Duke,but I was rooting for team who had stars that are actually going to college & not just doing semester tryout for NBA.

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

Who uses religious freedom as a vehicle to deprive freedom? Indiana, evidently. #IndianaBill #BoycottIndiana

[Netflix @netflix]

"When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face." –Louise Belcher #BobsBurgers http://t.co/2pqTRL9rOH

[Connor Joseph @Conn_Stief]

@parksandrecnbc *literally* just ended, & there is already a giant gapping hole in my soul, you beautiful tropical fish. #ParksandRecFinale