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Fly Eagles Fly

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Spoke to a DoorDash driver the other day

He makes $200k a year delivering food

Incredible

Asked him how (seemed way too high)

He makes about 20 deliveries a day

Gets paid an average of $7 per delivery

That’s $35k a year

Plus he delivers on a bicycle so his profit margin is basically 100%

So where’d the rest of the money come from?

Last month he got hit by a truck and got a $165k insurance payout

Love that income hack

Might have to try doing DoorDash myself

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts picked up a drink as he was being asked about AJ Brown...

“Picked the right question to sip on, huh?” 😅

Hurts later added: “There’s an ‘if’ — obviously, it’s been a lingering thing. But nothing can replace all the greatness that we achieved together.”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Watching your team possibly go to the Finals as date night is such a flex ❤️

[Adjustinthings @Adjustinthings]

Fuck you BC emergency alert system!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Eagles Autism Challenge raised more than $16 million today for innovative autism research and care programs, thanks to 6,832 participants and nearly 40,000 donations worldwide. One hundred percent of the participant-raised funds will be invested in groundbreaking research being conducted around the globe and in community grants for area-based organizations.

[Connell @Connell_d]

Remember during COVID and the excuse for anything not going according to plan was just "thank you for your patience during these unprecedented times"

[Connell @Connell_d]

My golf ball dealer retired and this is the worst news I've gotten in 2026

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

When life gives you Lemon(s)

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Low testosterone behaviors:

-watching Euphoria
-calling your girlfriend your “partner”
-describing something using the word “cute”
-treating customer service employees badly

High testosterone behaviors:

-lifting weights
-asking for a promotion
-calling your friends for no reason
-buying your wife dumb gifts that make no sense but make her happy
-buying things for your friends without keeping tabs/who owes what
-encouraging little kids to punch bullies in the face
-staying up late watching Interstellar
-taking random moments throughout your week to realize you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Deadpan Charlie @deadpancharlie2]

@PGATUOR There IS a solution.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

43 days until The Masters

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Mom and dad packing for that all inclusive trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico they paid for 3 months ago

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

100% agree with this take

[Connell @Connell_d]

Well I don't mind if you do

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jalen Hurts hanging with fellow Super Bowl MVPs at SB LX 🔥

(via @EmmittSmith22)

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Gavin McKenna after realizing he is most likely going to be a Vancouver Canuck

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

There will never be another Nick Foles

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

All this snow's got us thinking of Snow Bowl pt.2 ❄️

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eagles will be going on their fifth OC in five years:

🏈2022: Shane Steichen*
🏈2023: Brian Johnson
🏈2024: Kellen Moore*
🏈2025: Kevin Patullo
🏈2026:

*left for HC jobs.

[Connell @Connell_d]

A real beating