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🏊🏻‍♂️ Manchester ‘27

[🦑 @CaicedoSavedMe]

10,000 AUSSIES NEED TO HOLD THAT L

[USA Swimming @USASwimming]

What. A. Swim.

[IncognegroNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @FormerlyCBM]

Not to sound like a jingoistic prick, but what's happening to Freddy wouldn't happen in any other country... and everyone knows it.

[Gary @plzbepatient]

I love being American and having the rest of the world hate us for just being flatly better than them.

[John Arnold @johnarnold]

Instances of active players caught betting on their own team:
Pete Rose (MLB): Banned for life
8 White Sox players (MLB): Banned for life
Jontay Porter (NBA): Banned for life
Tucupita Marcano (MLB): Banned for life
Brendan Sorsby (college football): Suspended for 2 games

[PUT YOUR (CAL) HAT ON @ToshingMyLupoi]

perfection, no notes

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES..

Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics.
They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money.

After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard:
- 1 world record (not recognized by anyone)
- Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg)
- olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs
- the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s

the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport.

instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago.

the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are.

You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

[RUPERT @rupertxyz]

> Enhanced Games launched in 2026 as the first “doped Olympics”
> Athletes openly allowed to use steroids, PEDs, anything legal
> Founded on the idea that human limits are artificial and drugs unlock the real ceiling
> Hunter Armstrong shows up
> Two time Olympic gold medalist and former world record holder
> Refuses every drug
> Sings up as the only “non enhanced” swimmer in his field
> Faces a pool full of athletes pumped on steroids
> Wins the 50m backstroke anyway
> Walks away with $250,000

Dude is absolut chad.

[Braden Keith @Braden_Keith]

I think maybe the Enhanced Games has fundamentally misunderstood the kind of physique that breaks World Records in the 100 free.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Are you afraid?  
#Lanterns premieres August 16 on @hbomax.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

kids are only using chat gpt bc they made school more about getting good grades than actually learning

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

Made 4️⃣ this.

#GoIrish☘️ | #NFLDraft | #BirdGang

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[University of Notre Dame @NotreDame]

A statement from University President Rev. Robert A. Dowd, C.S.C., in support of Pope Leo XIV:

[mar @kantozard]

scalpers are a disease no matter what it’s about this makes me so mad

[Yanyan Li @yyanyanli1]

Virginia freshman Maximus Williamson tied with his teammate, David King, for the final spot in the 200 free final during prelims. King decided to not to do a swim-off and gave his spot to Williamson.

In the final, Williamson went on to win the NCAA title. Storyline of the meet.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is the biggest movie trailer launch of all time with 718.6M views.

‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’ is second with 365M views.

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

A Brand New Day starts now.

Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

We couldn’t have done it without you. 🕷️ #SpiderManBrandNewDay