Connor

Taking on the big end of town 🥊🥊

[Connor @Connor13357134]

@elliotmcbrideUQ This.

[Connor @Connor13357134]

@goober_fish Don't you contact enough people unsolicitedly?

[Connor @Connor13357134]

Just passed another man chowing down on some @Vegemite cornthins while walking to my next class. We shared a knowing nod - real recognises real #packednotprocured #triplestacked #realshit #vegemite #cornthins

[Connor @Connor13357134]

@ramsayhealth out here publishing tips on how new IT partners can work with them, as if those contracts aren't signed, sealed, and delivered at the annual #Illuminati soiree. #ramsayrothschild #vendorrelationshipsmoreprivatethanthehospital

[Connor @Connor13357134]

After downloading the @BetEasy app I was wondering why it is necessary that a betting company needs to record the audio of me losing my already miniscule disposable income to shit odds. Allow me the common decency to destroy my life in private. #creepy #newNSA #incognitomode

[Connor @Connor13357134]

I was interested in one of Domino’s new products and was treated to an extra serve of disrespect. It seems Domino’s has changed its business model from churning out mildly interesting pizzas to turning away mildly interested customers. Absolute disgrace. SAD!

[Connor @Connor13357134]

The silence is deafening. This needs to be looked into now. #1dollarcoffeebutatwhatcost?

[Elliot ‘Slick’ McBride @elliotmcbride]

Asked @7eleven how much caffeine in their coffee range. Received an answer that deflected my question and insulted my intelligence. What are they hiding??