The worst night of sleep because of your dad's ridiculous snoring
First game at 9:47am but report to the field at 7:30 for no reason
Temp: 101 in the air, 113 on the turf
Location: 15-20 minutes outside a mid tier southeastern city
Good times. Take me back.
“I never brought up really & never really discussed why you were not at Kobe Bryant's memorial service.”
— Stephen A. Smith on LeBron 😳
(h/t @ClutchPoints)
Hitting a draw: Wild, sexy, dangerous, you have many lovers and admirers but you die tragically young or spend your last years in abject poverty having betrayed all who ever believed in you
Hitting a fade: Careful, conservative, you spend wakeful nights wondering if your wife has ever felt any real passion for you, you live comfortably but on your death bed you wonder if you have bored the very gods who created you