Connor Justice

One day I will influence someone that will be greater than I will ever be.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are u ok" no every single day i must bear the burden of being both funny and sexy

[Connor Justice @ConnorJJustice]

@SackSack_17 What's your 60?

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@sw4ginator5000 Thank you

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@SackSack_17 Why are you holding the straw?

[Connor Justice @ConnorJJustice]

Living with a self-destructive girlfriend, a short story.

Jess: "Okay google play Between the Bars by Elliot Smith."
Me: What are you doing?
Jess: *grabs wine* "grab the bottle I'm ready to cry."
*song ends*
Jess: "Okay, Google play it again."

🙃

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Did anyone else hear that? It sounded like an entire country unclenching their buttcheeks at the same time. #BidenHarris2020

[Gail Moline @megagail2]

Gobble gobble tweet! Turkey turkey bird!

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Call me Broski Toski. Thanks random phone number. #wrongnumber

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"If I were a man I feel like I would probably look like Weird Al Yankovic."- @jessilynrose22

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College tip: If your a senior, go to the most ratchet bar in your city before the first day of class. It builds character. #thepickle

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Whiskey sours are bae.

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@TOsborn12_83 @jessilynrose22 @TFLN once or twice.. but who's counting?

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Not Checking my grades is like Schrodinger's cat, if I don't look at them then I didn't do good or bad.

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Sup dawg 🐶#happynationaldogday https://t.co/LkoWGCPPKd

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I love you too @KOOLAIDMANG

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@collin_p_13 have you ever heard of Panic! at the disco?

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The new @PanicAtTheDisco album #DeathOfABachelor just finished downloading and I will probably never stop listening to it.

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@CauseWereGuys @vine @jessilynrose22 @Mckinney52 lol.

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@jessilynrose22 @TheFunnyVine he's so happy.