ElonDegeneres

I have no idea what’s going on

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@YossiBenYakar Miserable little pricks don’t know love

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@RabbiShmuley But, and correct me if I’m wrong, are we not finding that Israel was directly funding Jeffrey Epstein through mossad, to facilitate and encourage literal pedophilia in order that they could collect kompromat on powerful individuals in order they may bend policy to their desires?

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@dave24144975 Me correcting you if you’re wrong:
Islam is not a race.
There. Fixed it for you.

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@itspendoh @MrPitbull07 Emotionally offensive? As opposed to what? Intellectually offensive? Physically offensive? If you’re offended it’s always emotional.

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@itspendoh @IndependenceBOR @MrPitbull07 Professionalism 🤣 it’s a fucking door dash order. Both dudes probably in pajama pants and you’re out here talking about “professionalism”

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@tadgh_dc She would be sent to jail for raising that thing

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@Chicago1Ray @SecRubio It’s always amazing to me that somebody would seek asylum from a presumably defunct or unlivable country and then immediately demand that the country which was kind enough to take them in now change their structure and policies to that of the country they were forced to flee.

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@AdameMedia What in the fuck does the mayor of New York have to do with Israel?

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

If I ask you a question will you be Joey Tribi-honest with me?
....Do I make too many F-R-I-E-N-D-S puns?

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@luisjgomez Of the down?

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@FearedBuck That was beautiful. I hope it hurt a lot

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@DirectAutoIns I bought a new insurance policy on Monday and paid for six months in full. It was $566.88

Today you guys charged my card $805.88 for what, I have no idea.
Is this how you do business?
I need a response and recompense immediately.

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@nachmanovitch Just picked up the art of is for a re-read. It’s so fucking good.

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@MarkAgee just saw your episode of Trevor Moore’s show. Loved it.

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@WorkaholicsCC Wanna smerk a bewllll?

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

Finally getting around to watching Last Man on Earth. Will Forte is one of the funniest people alive.

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@luisjgomez Consistent

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@JoeListComedy No worries. I love the show. I just gotta stop buying every book you mention. I have a problem.

[ElonDegeneres @ConnorMartin]

@JoeListComedy no MMJ ep this week?

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

I don’t know much about the Stock Market. But I know a lot about the Cock Market.
I’ve been trying to sell short for years.

(Is that something?)