ConnorPatrick 🇺🇳🇺🇸🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹

Dropped out of high school at 16. Graduated from UPenn at 30. Husband. Father. Suffering from imposter syndrome. #LFC ⚽️ ⚾️ 🏈

[ConnorPatrick 🇺🇳🇺🇸🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹 @ConnorPatrick]

New Orleans is by far the most authentic place I’ve ever experienced in America. Maybe even the world.

I can’t believe it

[Russell 🐟 @russ_owl]

Beavers alter, abandon, and then return to landscapes on multi-generational, multi-century timescales and I can’t stop thinking about this beaver as some kind of Rip van Winkle beaver. He was probably like “bout time to dam the creek at Gansevoort again” and then found NYC

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

no space for double-track? try this ONE WEIRD TRICK transit engineers DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

[ConnorPatrick 🇺🇳🇺🇸🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹 @ConnorPatrick]

It’s my 40th birthday and I’m in New Orleans

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

In France, pensioners have a higher median income than working-age adults. Not even counting assets.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Steven Spielberg showed up to a "Spielberg Trivia" night in a London pub, took over as quizmaster, and hung out drinking Guiness 🔥 insanely cool

[Philadelphia Union @PhilaUnion]

Subaru Park turned orange for National Gun Violence Awareness Day to call attention to our nation’s preventable gun violence crisis.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Glorification? There was zero glory in my addiction. It was truly the most excruciatingly humiliating and degrading experience you could possibly imagine. I wanted to commit suicide almost daliy, but didn’t have the courage for even that. Instead I’d reach for the pipe or the bottle. The cowards way out. The guilt. The shame. The hurt. The absolute misery of it. Yet here I am. And I am not alone. There are millions upon millions of us. We don’t all agree on politics or people or who we root for on Sunday. But we all have the shared experience of walking through that fire and surviving. I chose to live. That’s not a joke.

[ConnorPatrick 🇺🇳🇺🇸🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹 @ConnorPatrick]

I was dealt an extremely hard hand in this life.

I can only hope that what I’m building ends up less messy than what I was given.

[Hudson River Park @HudsonRiverPark]

Check out the Park's newest visitor — a beaver! 🦫 Recently seen swimming around Gansevoort Peninsula, this beaver marks the first recorded sighting in our 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary! Though a rare sight in NYC, beavers are native to our local waterways.

📹: Sophia Tulp

[ConnorPatrick 🇺🇳🇺🇸🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹 @ConnorPatrick]

That feeling when you’ve been on twitter so long you instantly recognize that profile picture as a deranged right wing operative…..

He dated her????? lol

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

“Okay Lyndsey, when you’re asked questions about all this, try to make it abundantly clear you aren’t a right-wing freak”

[Matt Breen @matt_breen]

Philadelphia's path to hosting the World Cup was paved on a cinder field that looked like a parking lot. If you played soccer in Philly, you probably scraped your knee at Newt's in Fishtown. "It was a badge of honor to play there." https://t.co/gLHuhXjKfG

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Justin @CundallJustin]

One thing that will always amaze me about the east cost is the tree cover. From this picture there’s no way you can tell this metro area is home to more 600k people

[PhillyGuy101 @Api91Test]

There’s something very wrong with the fact that Independence Mall is just going to be an empty field of dead grass all summer of 250.

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

lol very interesting

[Frank 🍁🇵🇱 @frankakonto]

Americans when every square inch of their city isn’t covered in a freeway

[ConnorPatrick 🇺🇳🇺🇸🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹 @ConnorPatrick]

Fuck these guys

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

SEPTA police are threatening to strike during the World Cup https://t.co/rYNE2amH19