Connor Polzin

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Instead of being a “not all men” type of guy, be THIS type of guy. Be an ally to women, if you see us visibly uncomfortable because of another man’s actions, DO SOMETHING

[mere @mereisraddd]

drop a picture or video of your cats so we can all start 2019 off right 😩😻

[john bolka @JohnBolka]

Nothing screams Wisconsin like a kid being chased by a turkey in the snow in a city called Ashwahbenon only to be saved by a Chevy Equinox

[Chris Lucia @chrislucia_]

Home for the holidays!

[cade standlee @cadestandlee]

*coming back inside to get my keys I forgot*

My brain:

Don’t say it
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Me: Not getting far without these bad boys

[Meg Jahnz @MeganJahnz]

Me: at the bar

Don’t say it
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Me: cherry bombs

[Noah Hazel @noahhazel55]

*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out*

Their brain:
Don't say it
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Them:
If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out

[TK Randell @tk_randell]

not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment

[Max @maxhashemirad]

Brb sobbing

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

Rare? Nah I went to school with a bunch of these

[reagan mullenax @reaganmullenax]

When I ask my friends what they’re wearing this is what I expect back

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

friend: guess what

me: what?

friend: no guess

me:

[Chinny @mozschino]

I'm afraid if I start working out I'll be too sexy

[ju @jayyyhunyyy]

Me before going out: I have nothing left to say to you

Me after 6 vodka waters: you know what, I just think it’s funny how

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

No thanks I’ll walk