Max

Independent scentsy consultant ❣️👃🏼

[Max @maxhashemirad]

@bosproshops Boss come on

[Max @maxhashemirad]

Back of the line, miss ma’am!

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Kelly Clarkson says that Pedro Pascal is “her kind of man”.

[Max @maxhashemirad]

It’s lunch erasure. It’s encroaching on dinners territory and I wanna get ahead of things while we still can.

[Max @maxhashemirad]

“Brunch” is used too liberally and I think its time we tighten the reigns on the whole thing

[Max @maxhashemirad]

And listen, I know this is a hot take and that I might be perceived as a “bad gay” for coming after brunch like this and during pride? Problematic, I’m aware. BUT “brunch served until 4”? Where do we draw the line?

[Max @maxhashemirad]

What it’s like to be both my friend and inside my head at all hours of the day

[Max @maxhashemirad]

Using gummy candy as an ice cream topping should be punishable by death

[Max @maxhashemirad]

‘Big Door Prize’ on Apple TV+ (2023)

[Max @maxhashemirad]

Surround yourself with people who love a lil sweet treat

[Max @maxhashemirad]

Baguette bread is not sandwich bread and I stand by that

[Max @maxhashemirad]

@TulsiGabbard You’re weird

[Max @maxhashemirad]

She definitely has a “don’t make me ask twice” energy about her and I respect that. Like, am I a rat? Should I be worried?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

New York City has found its new rat czar.

Kathleen Corradi, a former elementary schoolteacher, will serve as the city's first-ever director of rodent mitigation. “You’ll be seeing a lot of me and lot less rats,” she said. https://t.co/LgpAD6cdyB

[pj @pjayevans]

this is what a teacher says to a substitute before leaving for vacation

[Max @maxhashemirad]

I can’t lose both TikTok and Twitter in the same year. God, if you can hear me…

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Happy to help write the screenplay @UniversalPics

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Fast and Furious XI: Public Transit

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The Fast and Really Furious 12: Public Transit 2: Staten Island