connor

my favorite bridge is a burned one

[connor @ConnorShmurray]

@Outback why wasn’t I enough for her

[connor @ConnorShmurray]

@vipndip *too

[connor @ConnorShmurray]

@DailyLoud “College girl drinks a beer” woah guys stop the presses

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

oh my god. i swear to you this is real. the algorithm source code literally has a carve out just for elon’s posts

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Go-Bag Consists Solely Of Axe For Taking Someone Else’s Supplies https://t.co/jb3VCRuj4w

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Sorry babe I’m busy saving pop punk

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Our next Cleveland show is gonna have y’all on some hunger games type shit do not sleep on getting tickets for it I’m tellin ya

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Depressed Ahab:

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The “justice system” everyone

[connor @ConnorShmurray]

@HeartAttackMane Just play two songs at once for the whole show

[connor @ConnorShmurray]

I knew he could do it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER’ has become the 4th highest grossing film of all time, passing ‘THE FORCE AWAKENS’.

Read our review: https://t.co/FfoibUiM6v

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[BNO News @BNONews]

BREAKING: Andrew Tate and brother Tristan arrested in Romania in human trafficking probe

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hell ya. new favorite account alert

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

If things don’t work out, backup plan is to illegally introduce as many monkey species to North America as possible

[connor @ConnorShmurray]

@Aidan_Keith17 What about a 2nd cobblestone street

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

IMPORTANT: @elonmusk's new policy preventing linking to competitors is in DIRECT VIOLATION of European Union rules.

Penalty can be a fine of up to 20% of Twitter's annual revenue

https://t.co/Wu1dU4JRn7

[dizzy @rundizzy]

bro last night was a circumstance