Baby Ape

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[Kyler Wheat @radkid13]

Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are

[Baby Ape @Connor_Bedford]

I’m sorry how is this an unpopular opinion

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

Py 5-1 @WBCSFC
Two wins against different Waterbeach opponents in a week. Unlucky chaps but sometimes #Lifesabeach 🤷🏻‍♂️
@lukemansfield17 had an absolute stinker. Not because he played badly, more because he didn’t wash his kit. Goals get girls? Na, #Stinktomakethegirlswink ⚽️

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

@dionbadcock1 Another goal today BUT more importantly was given a booking for a disgraceful dive.

You’ve let your team down, your fans down and most importantly yourself down. As punishment, he cannot mention anything to do with Magaluf for the foreseeable future #YoureWelcome

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

Rumour has it @alfielowee is going travelling for two months to ‘find himself’.

All he could find today was the back of the net. Two goals, man of the match, lovely job. Please don’t come back as Ben, man... I mean mate #Spiritual #AlfourLowe

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

Trivia: How many goals did @JackChallis1 score today?

We’ll give you a clue, he hit the bar as many times as Matty... Who plays in goal 🤔

#NoVARNeeded #Pym00rsFinest

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

The last goal scored by Mr Stroppy Bollocks himself & MOTM from central midfield, his most favoured position 👀 @RonanKerr99

Some would say he made their defenders shit scared...

Not because he’s good, just because he might actually poo on them

Well played #Biebergasm

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

Goals scored this evening:

We were playing on Mans-field
Luke bodies a defender, Mans-shield
Luke gets a knock but Mans-healed
Luke scores two goals and Mans-sealed the 4-0 win. @lukemansfield17

@TomZanettiTZ your lover scored again 💘@dionbadcock1 #YouWantMe #YouWantDB #TZDB

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

FT: Pymoor 4-0 Exning 1sts. The boys blew away the 25 in attendance, with a stupendous array of footballing quality with an extra sprinkle of panache.

In honour of a classy performance, we leave you with this...

Goals don’t get girls, they get women. Thank you and goodnight x

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

FT: 9-3 win vs a much changed @kingbillfc with plenty of positives in our first pre-season match.

@dionbadcock1 Scored more today than he did the entire time in Maga👀
@RonanKerr99 Finally got off the toilet to take a pen 🚽
@WillKent4 EVENTUALLY scores from open play (1/2)

[Pymoor FC @PymoorFC]

Wanna say a massive thank you to @NewmarketRace for sponsoring us for the upcoming season. 🐎
One of a kind away kit for the season looking 🔥
Home kit pending...⏳
#SpotsNotStripes
#NewmarketXPymoorFC

[The Truth @MikeeKhoury]

I been fuckin with my neighbor for the last couple weeks and he just sent me this😂😂😂😂😂

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

No lie 😭💯

[- @Lare_LBNL]

The guy in the 3rd one had no trust in his girl’s pace

[Ellis Platten - AwayDays @ellis_platten]

It's officially been 1 year since the World Cup.

Try to watch this montage without getting emotional.

Heroes the lot of them.

[Baby Ape @Connor_Bedford]

Floppy disk and cassette tape old

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

How old? 😂🤔👇