Connor Achim

Not a parody account. Illinois State '16

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

I'd like to formally apologize for all the pub snaps I took last year and the FOMO I caused, I now can see it's truly an awful thing.

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

2016 hasn't been all bad, Jon Snow is alive and the Cubs won the World Series #HalfFull

[WildlifePrairiePark @WildlifePrairie]

Support WPP and RT this tweet! Thrivent Financial will donate $1 back to the Park for #GivingTuesday each time! https://t.co/mJTR79iibn

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Such a legend. BILL MURRAY sings the 7th inning stretch in Game 3 at Wrigley Field. #WorldSeries

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

And here comes the onslaught of costumes on social media

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

Sent my mom a meme, then spent the next 5 minutes explaining why it's funny, while simultaneously regretting sending it to her

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

I don't trust people who wear gym shoes on the beach. #Anarchy

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

Me: "I want a puppy."
Brain: "No you're not ready?"
Me: "But... look" *Shows pic*
Brain: "omg ok get seven."

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

Spielberg: "Alright I was off a year, cut me some slack."

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

140 characters isn't enough for this team #CubsWin

[Nolan Sammer @nsammer23]

Manageable lead with 5 outs to go in a clinching game 6 of the NLCS. This is fine. Everything is fine 😅😅😅

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

My mom dressed my dog up as Harry Caray and I'm going to die 😂😂😂

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

My new favorite thing is splitting ubers with friends I know are drunk enough to accept it.

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

Favorite vine of all time https://t.co/r1xQUCkf3k

[Cause We're Gamerz @CauseWereGamerz]

College in a vine https://t.co/QXC3dkb2zJ

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

Everyone in the office is wearing Dodger gear tomorrow and said to wear something blue...

Cubs gear is blue 😏 #loophole

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

Just had an earthquake drill. Not sure what happened, all I know is college in the Midwest didn't prepare me for this.

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

Fun Fact: "I hate you, I love you" was written to describe my relationship with In-N-Out.

[Cause We're Gamerz @CauseWereGamerz]

Messing with the new freshman ???? https://t.co/T60m5TyoNa

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

The real question is... Do I spend $300 on Cubs tickets in LA?

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

"Baby all I want for Christmas is yo--J-Cole to release a new album."

[Connor Achim @Connor_HM]

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!! https://t.co/BSvbQlCUuH