Conrad Putt

Looking for anything fun

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@ScottGottliebMD @RichardHills_ omg that's what you were telling me about! That's crrrrazzzy

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@ndaadian I was there yesterday.....

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Listening to @AZEALIABANKS at the gym gives me a massive false sense of sexiness when I start busting moves #Whatyalookn'at #mysweetass

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Should b fine"@msbananapeel: First day post-back pain that I'm in heels. Feel ok but prob too soon right @ConradPutt? # short girl problems.

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@msbananapeel slow and steady wins the race. Such a shame im not there to get you back up on your feet. Sigh

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so true

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"@richardhills777: Blue Jasmine looks like a good movie from what I've seen. Cate Blanchett is pretty awesome." It's amazing!

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"@charcharglennon: . @Pret look at this pitiful pitiful avocado wrap I just bought. Merry Christmas. http://t.co/ubncNSw5ET" #RAGE

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@richardhills777 I love it Rich! Keeps me in the know

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@richardhills777 you're on fire today richie.

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Have an hour to kill.... 'waiter brings me wine by the glass list' umm yeah whatever, I know I'm alone, but fuck it... bring me the bottle

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me always

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I hate how the "World" Cup has countries other than the U.S. in it. Ever heard of the World Series, assholes? Thanks Obama.

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"@michelletigre: @ConradPutt “@autocorrects: do you ever just wanna sleep for three years” as long as I can eat in bed. #happy

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Colin Craig doesn't believe in the moon landing as he wasn't taught that in bible class. He's really not one to discuss questionable beliefs

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new favorite thing, walking past people who are staring at themselves in the mirror and saying "YUP, still ugly!!!"

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How proud does it make you feel that Miss Universe is always won by an Earthling?

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/Faro6fnjIr

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"@WhatTheFFacts: A study done by Columbia University concluded Crocs are shoes for people who've given up." Hahahahahaha

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Breakfast and budah #diet http://t.co/lGb5BHRf1s