Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI

Brother Rice ‘88. Breaking Benjamin Enjoyer. Ten Toes Down. Patriot. Schizophrenic. Cut my balls off.

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

After long and careful deliberation, I have decided to stay at Iowa another 4 years! Excited for this next journey ahead 🐤🐤🐤 #GoHawks

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

My body is a machine that turns my hinge matches into ghosts after 4 days of texting

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

@SheClap4Sosa Jerking it on the toilet before going to bed

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

I hate this cunt with every fiber of my being

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

@pattykaner8888 Ur right next to my office Showtime. Looked like the apocalypse outside for a while

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

Ripped off an absolute heater in the teams gc. Don’t think I’ll be able to recreate this high ever again

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

You’re ranking colleges by the amount of sluts while you’re in ur 30s 💀

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Top 20 Sluttiest Colleges in America

#1 Alabama
#2 Arizona State
#3 Florida State
#4 LSU
#5 Ole Miss
#6 Georgia
#7 Rutgers
#8 Tennessee
#9 South Carolina
#10 Auburn
#11 Penn State
#12 Wisconsin
#13 West Virginia
#14 Montana State (personal)
#15 Coastal Carolina
#16 Texas State
#17 Miami (Ohio)
#18 East Carolina
#19 Dartmouth
#20 Michigan

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

You are so fat 😂

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Everyone watches women’s sports.

Welcome to Chicago, @WNBA.

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

“Tits are like monster trucks, they’re awesome” ~ @sonkballs

[G @sonkballs]

Ya bro I went to the mustache crawl

Ya I hit arms today too

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

Hoes pulled up, you know what that means - back to my spot. Me and my miller lite vs the world #chud

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

@JudyStroyer808 DCs clears

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

@BrindleyGlazer Burakovskeet is a great account

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

One of the worst possible texts to see when you wake up hungover

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

Which one of u fags spiked my 13 beers

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

What’s with all these pop ups in the white sox game tonight lmao

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

Deleting tiktok for a bit #stogieferda

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

@benny11baseball @KingJames We should all hang out sometime fellas 👀

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

Me looking at the first bottle of Corona Extra in my fridge at 5:00:01 p.m. tonight

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

Hey Spotify DJ, never play a Dominic Fike song ever again

[Lt. Conrad “Animal” Watts VI @ConradSmarts_]

Saw this and immediately enlisted 🇺🇸