🍆🇺🇸I BET🇺🇸🍆

Time has sharp teeth that destroy everything.

[🍆🇺🇸I BET🇺🇸🍆 @Conservadouch69]

Never forget.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Confidence is delusion. Never forget you suck and don’t let anyone tell you any different.

[karl hess @karlhess]

can’t believe wearing masks when we walked in and then taking them off when we sat down didn’t work

[Cobie @cobie]

Lots of “we are so early” on the timeline today. The only thing you are early to is the collapse of civilisation and tbh, even with that, you’re still not that early

[🍆🇺🇸I BET🇺🇸🍆 @Conservadouch69]

@CDCarter13 You got owned, Denny!

[Sam @samuel_lanier]

I hope the booster is a gummy

[Orphan @O___rphan]

N-never
F-felt
T- the touch of a woman

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I’m not saying we need a Beetlejuice remake but I am saying Pete Davidson is already in the makeup for it so why not

[Kenneth Dredd @KennethDredd]

inflation hot takes will continue until morale improves

[Take Haver @weave221]

@CDCarter13 Have u seen this? It really made me think

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

These announcers just gotta be saying this stuff on purpose at this point…

[🍆🇺🇸I BET🇺🇸🍆 @Conservadouch69]

@my_chappie @nflmemes Brownfall

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

It’s so weird when voters are like, “Democrats can’t clean up the horrific mess Republicans made fast enough so we should elect more Republicans.”

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

BREAKING: THE FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES NAME TO PRINTA

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

The government decided to let robocall scammers completely overwhelm our telephone system to the point where it’s basically unusable and no elected official seems to care.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

My mom taking a photo of shorts that say “It Ain’t Gonna Spank Itself”

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnati July 11 @BrentTerhune]

I’m a big fan of Vent Reznor.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Pizza is like sex: I walked in on my parents having it once.

[🍆🇺🇸I BET🇺🇸🍆 @Conservadouch69]

@VinnyLingham ETH seems good

[🍆🇺🇸I BET🇺🇸🍆 @Conservadouch69]

@RampCapitalLLC "bring out the gimp"