T Cott The Comic

Stand Up Comic and Comedian. All my thoughts and opinions are without context. Get out of your feelings

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Just Another day at the office #standupcomedy

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Leaving for Sweden in 4 hrs. I’ve decided that I’ll be checking out from this app for the next 3 weeks. Hoping to check out from US news and media as well. Gonna pretended America doesn’t exist during this Europe run

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Haha…he knew he did too much when he got to the stage 😂

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Syndrome is down, but the confidence is up

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Dawggggg what the hell going on

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Insane Footage captured by a Ring Doorbell Camera, showing the Learjet 55 spiraling towards the Ground while in Flames, before crashing earlier in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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@RoKnows22 @Ced_Byke This always makes me laugh

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@JokesONjacq That’s extremely doable

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When they come for me in 10 years I’m walking into the court room just like this

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

If you ever had to define aura, it’s ASAP Rocky arriving at court

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@Sp_aceCraft Sho did 😂 I heard that line and had to run it back at least 10 more times before I even got to Larry’s verse

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Damn, they got dead beat moms now

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I’ll be doing the same thing later this year

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Pete Davidson is over his tattoos 👀 #FallonTonight

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I too would of sold my soul

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I’m leaving for Europe tomorrow for 3 weeks and I haven’t started packing yet. I should get to that

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I started writing this joke on Twitter…2nd time doing it on stage…any wait to figure this out #standupcomedy

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What’s crazy is ever since 2020 I’ve been up 🙌🏾

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

2020: attacks on “BLM”
2022: attacks on “CRT”
2024: attacks on “woke”
2025: attacks on “DEI”

BLACK.

THEY MEAN BLACK.

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Y’all gotta stop letting these local comedians who aren’t working comedians give you feedback about your comedy or what you post on social media. They fighting some demons and are delusional distractions. Focus on the audience and ppl who actually buy tickets

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Oh my god

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

60 people are reportedly deceased after an American Airlines flight collided with a US Army Black Hawk helicopter.

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I can’t believe I’m in FL right now

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@RoKnows22 Damn

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I did

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

Take the biggest fcking risk of your entire life right now.

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See, 😂

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

BRONNY FAST BREAK SLAM 🔥🔥🔥