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@digby56 Really pushing that "democrats in disarray" lazy reporting, huh?

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@hiitaylorblake ❤️❤️❤️

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@BeauTFC Was one of them a tall, muscular [white] man simultaneously employed as a firefighter, construction worker, coal miner, and professional retired combat vet? Cuz I heard he started crying when he said "Sir, please run 3rd party. You've changed my life."

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@Spartisanhack @snakelady @BeauTFC Same. I was concerned that either his daughter was too young for this, or that (not impossible) I got old faster than I noticed.

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@wordsdiminish @TheRealHoarse Ooh, yes! But when you want to express that you recognize someone's good fortune/hard work in that weird way we humans do by expressing a negative, it sounds weird to say "I envy you!" instead of "I'm so jealous!" Sounds formal and a little dark.

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@pliego_laura @TheRealHoarse Ha, and my Dad told me that there's no such thing as deceleration, only anti-acceleration. I have no idea if he was technically right or just making stuff up.

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@davenewworld_2 Damnit. Now I have to hope he DOESN'T leave this mortal coil for the next two years.

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@realhatchetjack @davidhogg111 The Nordic countries are consistently ranked quite high in quality of living and satisfaction.

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@thedarthbrandon @0liviajulianna No, but he's definitely kind of something.

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@ShellyGivan @TheOtherMandela Yes. It was a republican trying to prove that election fraud on a large scale is easy. Turns out, it's not.

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@Tekweenie @rexthetvterrier Either way, really. Driving to work in the dark is probably more dangerous than driving home in the dark since you're still waking up and there's more chance of black ice in the early AM, but otherwise, just pick one, please.

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@gavin_downing For every book that talks about capitalism positively, there will be a book that shows how capitalism is bad and socialism is good. (And so on)

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@gavin_downing Cool. So for every book that mentions God in the positive, there will be a book 1) denying God's existence (and it's a positive take), 2) mentions Satan positively, 3) Mentions every other religion that's ever existed.

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@WayBeyondPar @pattonoswalt Are you actually saying that children should have been able to manage their emotions more maturely than a grown-ass billionaire?

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@hiitaylorblake @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight Emmanuel the Emu needs help.

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@hiitaylorblake @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight

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@seriousjester1 @3YearLetterman @TulsiGabbard The terms of the waterbed layaway agreement.

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@msqn81 @Hipturdo @3YearLetterman @TulsiGabbard You know what's interesting? Each side constantly assumes Coach is fighting for the other side. There's probably a graduate thesis paper in there. (but since the only letter you'd get is the grade, does it matter?)

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@americanvoice63 @3YearLetterman @TulsiGabbard This person said on Twitter, an app that would die if people stopped posting unsolicited opinions.

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@bandonrocks @3YearLetterman @TulsiGabbard Serious as a repossessed waterbed. Actually, a possessed waterbed might be worse.