Forgetful Feeney

Labor member for the House of Representatives seat of Batman, which I was given by the party for my 43rd birthday.

All tweets not necessarily accurate.

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Should I be worried about my job as the parachuted in Federal Member for Batman after the #Greens landslide result in #Northcote by-election? #auspol #greens #labor #vicpol #adani @Feeney4Batman

[Pirenko @pirenko]

@SiteGround @ContactFeeney Also, you say that "Our support system suggest the most appropriate channel to contact regarding the issue that you’re experiencing."
The problem is that any selection doesn't show open ticket option. Please re-enable this option or explain clearly where we can open a ticket.

[Pirenko @pirenko]

@SiteGround @ContactFeeney This is really annoying. I'm waiting for over 20 minutes for a chat and the same thing happened yesterday. Is this the beginning of the end of Siteground great customer service?

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Hey @SiteGround , remember the old days when customers could just post a support ticket without being FORCED to waste half an hour of their day waiting for chat or phone support?

I miss those days. 😒
#BadCustomerSupportSystem

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Hey guys.
When is the deadline to nominate myself for the election?
Must be soon, right?

Been waiting for a phone call from ALP head office.
Maybe they tried calling while I was in the shower?

#auspol

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Hey guys.
When is the deadline to nominate myself for the election?
Must be soon, right?

Been waiting for a phone call from ALP head office.
Maybe they tried calling while I was in the shower?

#auspol

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

@MeckeringBoy @jamesmassola @theage Could happen to anyone. 😉

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

@jamesmassola @theage Remembering properties and rent and stuff .... tricky business that.
#auspol #Bennalongvotes

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Googling now:
"dog ate my citizenship renunciation. High Court defence strategies"
#auspol

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

If anybody is looking for me tonight I'm catching up on some paperwork ... from 2007.

#auspol #sect44 #dual-citizen

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

@NickMcKim @Frankenleigen Well he IS a Qld copper, after all.

[Quirkepedia Brown @quirkepedia]

@imraansiddiqi And then he was forced to learn ARABIC MATH with your tax dollars. Why can't we just stick with Roman numbers, the way Jupiter intended?

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Should I be worried about my job as the parachuted in Federal Member for Batman after the #Greens landslide result in #Northcote by-election? #auspol #greens #labor #vicpol #adani @Feeney4Batman

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Suggestions by Daily Telegraph that I am British Passport holder are ludicrous. Just because I enjoy an occasional "Spotted Dick". #auspol

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

.@kerrinbinnie Not if you try really hard. #auspol #michaeliacash

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

.@treacl @Feeney4Batman At least #michaeliacash didnt have a commune of tree-hugger hippy Greenies as tenants. #Greens #auspol

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

.@treacl Outrageous breach of community expectations! @Feeney4Batman

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

.@PeterWMurphy1 Clearly you'd need to be a complete frikking fool (or total shonk) to forget what property you own 😇 #auspol @Feeney4Batman

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Anyone who forgets to declare real estate interests has no place in politics. Looking at you Michaelia #auspol #lnp #Greens @Feeney4Batman

[Forgetful Feeney @ContactFeeney]

Asked Bill about my responsibilities in new Shadow Cabinet. He said I should learn to play "Solitaire". Doesn't sound too promising #auspol