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Proud member of the coalition of chaos – the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati

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@KitchenRecipes_ Deep fried egg. Yummy

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@Samdani4232 Time to bomb America to free the poor bastards.

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@Bitcoin_Teddy “Obsession “

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@messedupfoods I’d say I wouldn’t pay in dollars anyway.

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@S112523 You missed out supportive!

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@MrRockingGooner Absolutely. A much more supportive environment allowing the cooks to thrive.

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@marksandspencer how long do you think is acceptable to have to wait for a pack of “perfectly ripe” avocados bought from yourselves to become perfectly ripe? Is a week ok?

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@EastEndJoe Especially without oxygen. That’d be great. Shall we start a fund?

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@LiamFoxpaws @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Resident doctors = junior doctors fwiw.

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@atrupar Is he going to fund it like Alfred Nobel did then? I wondered why he was grifting so much.

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@LePapillonBlu2 It’s known as a bustle. They’re all the rage apparently.
Oh no, sorry, that was in Victorian times.

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@RadioTimes Same old same old.

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@crpodszus She’s nowhere near as funny as she thinks she is either.

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@KemiBadenoch Ssshhhh child. The Conservatives know too much about that.

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@khwaka11 @mog_russEN Just when the orange turd is usually rage tweeting you mean.

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@CaroleWhitt A lot of people could learn from their resilience and strength of character. Powerful TV.

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@Nigel_Farage I hear you’re doing a great job representing the people of Clacton.

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@toady Me too. Such insightful stories.

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@BBCPolitics Who the dickens is she?

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Clare Balding spending a huge amount of an interview discussing the effects of a new baby. I bet she wouldn’t do that if interviewing a bloke! #BadmintonHorseTrials