. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : .

. : ✧ : . “𝔐𝔢𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔟𝔢 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔞𝔰 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔞𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔠𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢.” ✧ Wee babe of #EcstaticCluster . : ✧ : .

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

. : ✧ : . . : ✧ : .
“𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐧. 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬?”
. : ✧ : . . : ✧ : .

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Golden retriever sat in front of @dontsuffertwice with the Magizoologist’s Niffler friend dangling safely from his snout.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

{Mm, she seemed rather convinced she wasn’t. Huxley offered a small nod, processing his next step. So he cleared his throat.}

Okay, erh, so what was it again you needed help with?

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Like Salazar Slytherin, yes.

I'm not his descendant.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

||. lol when himbo Huxley actually is smart at something.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Huh. Well, erm, yeah. I suppose you’ve got a point.

But from recent discoveries over the language, some have the ability despite not being snakes. Once again, not my district so I’m not too inclined to go into all that but still.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Why would I be speaking parsssseltongue? Neither of us are snakes.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Oh. Is it… is it not?

I’m not fluent in it, to my dismay but I can tell tunes of it and it sounded a bit like it.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

What?

(She looks horrified, no, mortified. Her cheeks have gone red.)

I don't think that'sss what happened. You must have misheard.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Why isn’t Parseltongue my district?

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

{Concerned head tilt.}

Erhh, well, erm, you were in the middle of speaking about helping someone and then just started… whizzing out? Sounded like parseltongue but I’m not entirely certain as it’s not my district.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

What do you mean you don't know what I'm saying?

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Well, I’m a tad upset I don’t know what you’re saying so I believe it’s a proper response.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Ssseemed like it.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

I wasn’t being dramatic.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Okay, no need to be dramatic.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Golden retriever whines.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Ssssssssshshhhthtggeeeeeeesssssssssshhhhhhhhhhaaaaaasss

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

The stick tumbles out of his snout as he receives attention. He’s made someone’s day or at least their moment and that’s what he was intending to do. It’s always good to see someone laughing. Even if it was at his own expense.

[Lenora Adair @PuffCookieWitch]

She scratches the top of his head, laughing delightedly.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

The proudest he’s ever been. He carried it all the way through the woods.

Fluffy golden fur tail flapping wildly with pride.

[Lenora Adair @PuffCookieWitch]

"Thats such a big stick! You must be so proud!"

[Lenora Adair @PuffCookieWitch]

Smiling at the reader.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

||. Okay! So not only is this cutie in Shakespeare gear at the actual Globe Theatre in London, but it’s my birth month and his name is HUXLEY!? And I’m just now realizing this nine days into May! 🤯🥰

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

“I’d say go for it. You don’t have very long to decide. But also… make sure your parents know.”

Huxley swam a smile to the surface.

[ᗰOᗪEᔕTY ᗷᗩᖇEᗷOᑎE @blondwizardings]

“I was thinking about it.” She shrugs gently, chuckling.

“I don’t know yet.”

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

“Are you bringing him for Christmas?” Huxley asked, raising a sharp brow of curiosity.

[ᗰOᗪEᔕTY ᗷᗩᖇEᗷOᑎE @blondwizardings]

“They know I have a boyfriend.” She nods softly.

“I don’t know if they’ve met him.”

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

“Erh, uh, no. Yeah, I don’t remember us talking about a boyfriend. Does your parents know about this Enoch fellow?” Huxley rambled in his bewilderment.

[ᗰOᗪEᔕTY ᗷᗩᖇEᗷOᑎE @blondwizardings]

“Yeah? I’ve been with him for a while now.” She blinks, puzzled.

“I swore I told you. I’m sorry.”