𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒

𝘏𝘦𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒...

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

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[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

╔═══ ∘◦ 𓆗 ◦∘ ═══╗
𝙱𝙴𝙶𝚄𝙸𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶! 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝙼𝙴𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶!
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔
𝕊��𝔸𝕂𝔼 𝔾𝕀ℝ𝕃!
╚═══ ∘◦ 𓆗 ◦∘ ═══╝

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Like Salazar Slytherin, yes.

I'm not his descendant.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Huh. Well, erm, yeah. I suppose you’ve got a point.

But from recent discoveries over the language, some have the ability despite not being snakes. Once again, not my district so I’m not too inclined to go into all that but still.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Women’s self-defense gloves from the 1850’s, London

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Why would I be speaking parsssseltongue? Neither of us are snakes.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Oh. Is it… is it not?

I’m not fluent in it, to my dismay but I can tell tunes of it and it sounded a bit like it.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

What?

(She looks horrified, no, mortified. Her cheeks have gone red.)

I don't think that'sss what happened. You must have misheard.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

{Concerned head tilt.}

Erhh, well, erm, you were in the middle of speaking about helping someone and then just started… whizzing out? Sounded like parseltongue but I’m not entirely certain as it’s not my district.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

What do you mean you don't know what I'm saying?

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Well, I’m a tad upset I don’t know what you’re saying so I believe it’s a proper response.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Ssseemed like it.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

I wasn’t being dramatic.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Okay, no need to be dramatic.

[. : ✧ : . Goldenboy ʜᴜxʟᴇʏ . : ✧ : . @ConvulsiveMagic]

Golden retriever whines.

[𝕺𝙷ˎ 𝕮𝚁𝚄𝙴𝙻 𝕱𝙰𝚃𝙴 .ᐟ @rabidaffections]

who are you when you're not performing .ᐣ

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Ssssssssshshhhthtggeeeeeeesssssssssshhhhhhhhhhaaaaaasss

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ @ichortale]

once you loved me, and walked away. once was too often, for a girl like me.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Gun shaped makeup-compact of the 1920s, popular with Flappers in bars as crime deterrent.

[nick @saintplush]

btw its always fuck israel and free palestine

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Ah, the time of year where it becomes far too warm to wear elbow-length opera gloves, and yet, she will stubbornly continue wearing them.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

They stop when you make that noise?

[𝘕𝘌𝘞𝘛 𝘚𝘊𝘈𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘌𝘙. @dontsuffertwice]

. . .

'm sorry. 've been told they tend to stop.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Gives him a withering look.

[𝐅. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐧 @HitwizardCarrow]

(???)
Did you not want an answer?

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

Wasn't asking you and also, shut up

[𝐅. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐧 @HitwizardCarrow]

Oh, hiccups? Yeah definitely

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

SCREAMS

[𝘕𝘌𝘞𝘛 𝘚𝘊𝘈𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘌𝘙. @dontsuffertwice]

HUOOARNH.

[𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐒 @underbeings]

I keep getting hiccups, am I dying?

[playgirI garvi @garvvee]

bartender said "drinks are free for pretty girls tonight" and winked at me, then charged me 17 bucks