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[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Can't help but feel the government should probably have a text alert noise that is at least slightly different for "don't use a disposable barbecue for a bit, please" and "NUCLEAR WAR HAS BEGUN".

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

Farewell to Mohamed Salah.
A faintly ridiculous 193 goals and 93 assists in the Premier League. 286 goal involvements in 327 appearances — a record surpassed only by Alan Shearer (324) and Wayne Rooney (311), both of whom made at least 100 more appearances.
The only player to have been named PFA Player of the Year three times.
One of English football’s greatest imports and Africa’s greatest exports. A phenomenon #LFC
https://t.co/kGRPVHumsK

[Leanne Prescott @_lfcleanne]

Just can’t fathom how he’s still in a job. This is the same performance we saw months ago from a group that look totally lost.

[🥤 @PaulSenior1]

I dread the next game currently

https://t.co/BSuNqPmp9a

[Simon Jordan @Sjopinion10]

Oh dear Martin ffs

Did I say that old Keown lacks objectivity.

f@@k me backwards, he is the grand frommage of bias.

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"If the gullible old fools voting Reform believe the bullshit I spout, that's on them."

[Buvey @lawrence_bury]

VAR has ruined football

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Harry Maguire pretending to be kicked in the head when he isn’t touched at all, David Raya pretending to have been launched to the floor when he isn’t touched at all…surely the time has come to retrospectively ban this sort of play acting/cheating? Pathetic and awful to watch.

[Jacqui Oatley @JacquiOatley]

So much scrutiny on referees to get every decision right. But they’re having to contend with this kind of deceit every single match. Surely retrospective cards for when it’s this blatant?

[Peter Carroll @PetesyCarroll]

I accompanied UFC heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall to double-eye surgery Tuesday.

The procedure took place 108 days after UFC 321. Since then, his life has changed dramatically.

His fighting future is as hazy as his sight.

https://t.co/Nof0qcx5qv

[Sam Lee @SamLee]

Guardiola on the VAR at the end: "Yeah, common sense, no? I know he pulls him, but how many pulls are in a game and the referees play on, in this country, in this league? Give a goal, 3-1, Szoboszlai can play and we are happy."

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

That partnership.

Wow, wow, wow. 🔝

[Jez @YourMateJez]

Klopp put in a decade of work to put this club back at the top. And it took Slot, Hughes and Edwards 18 months to completely destroy it.

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

@bennynotblanco so you jus gonna steal a tweet from 7 months ago for clout 72 hours into 2026.

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

At some point, the people in charge of running the club will want a manager that can implement some coherent play and get a tune out of £300m worth of new attackers.

They may think the current manager is still that person. But there will be a tipping point if this carries on.

[Leanne Prescott @_lfcleanne]

Poor individual errors & bad luck don’t account for Liverpool consistently looking like a side that have no idea how to play with one another. There is still mass confusion on what the plan is - if there is one at all. It is really, really poor.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

When my wonderkid has a bad game vs when my 33 year old player has a bad game

[Cook @CookFaceLuiz]

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[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

🤣

Piss boiled Morgan.

https://t.co/0qbagSvIYp

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

Freddie Mercury came to the UK as a kid because people that looked like him were being killed back home in Zanzibar.

In the UK, he formed Queen.

In the UK, he became a global icon.

But he didn’t become British by getting famous. He became British by building a life here.