Douglas Cooke

Dad. Husband. Retired Navy. Working on RR now. Man crush on Springsteen. Trump is a moron, that is all.

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@MelGibson_1th I stopped reading after the 5th word,

Asshole

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@BasedMikeLee

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@RandyRRQuaid Tom Cruise’s movies has a box office of $13B (not counting Digger, which may get him an Oscar).

I bet he is SO VERY deeply vested in Randy Fucking Quaid’s opinion.

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@PeteHegseth Thank Christ I am retired Navy.

You are such a fucking embarrassment

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@RandyRRQuaid Bro, you can’t even get a role in a My Pillow commercial.

Have a seat

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@iinangelo Traveling by subway is the only shot at success unless you have a helicopter at your disposal

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@atrupar The proliferation of porn on this platform is getting out of hand…LOL

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@TheBaconFather Betcha Drew did a 4 year stint as a supply bitch but regales people with his “war stories” and thinks he is a “military expert”.

Probably milking the government for his sleep apnea and whatever

Oh, and he is also completely full of shit.

Pathetic

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@piersmorgan Bro, wait until “he” dies….cue up the Mick Jagger and David Bowie version on repeat

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@YourAnonNews She is permanently surprised

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@ScottJenningsKY @KenJennings , I would like “things that never fucking happened” for $2000

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@KatieMiller @DOGE Was this the pillow talk between you and Steve Bannon?

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@atensnut You have almost as many bullshit posts as you have chins.

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@MAGAVoice Get your money ready MAGA-moron

Use that piece of shit Trump phone and order right away

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@nicksortor Don and Eric want all the peeled off shit for the store

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@RobSchneider @TPUSA The best joke Rob Schneider has ever said was that he would pay for anything

Broke Ass MF.

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@RobSchneider @MLB You mean Adam Sandler will pay the fine for you

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@spencerpratt You ended up with…..not enough

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Washington DC weather forecast for Sunday’s UFC fiasco.

GET YOUR RAIN DANCES GOING PEOPLE!!

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@KatieMiller @StephenM He looks like Steve Bannon.