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Before I die, I’d like there to be another president named Grover.

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Host: Paradise will never be the same.

Me: We’ve secretly replaced the contestants’ gourmet coffee with Folger’s Crystals.

#BachelorInParadise

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Hey, @grok, fold my laundry!

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Hey @grok, do my dishes. 🤷‍♂️

[Cooker @Cooker187]

Roman Reigns raises his gloved hand.

Me: I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.

#Wrestlemania

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@shehasfreckles Squeaked into my playoffs this year and finished fifth. My goalies sucked. Haha

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@viviiurs One … has too many products on her nightstand. 🤷‍♂️

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣

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@Ravenismeee

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@shehasfreckles

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“It’s a great grape day. Hey, hey, hey.”

Don’t remember what the commercial was for but can’t get it out of my head.

#SaturdayThoughts

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So many women’s profiles on here say no DMs.

Seriously, what do they all have against dungeon masters? 🤷‍♂️

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@Hells75Belle Sounds like a good name for a pop punk band.

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@difficultpatty Never!

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@shehasfreckles Better than 6-7. Ha!

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@shehasfreckles I can only imagine what Kate from Gremlins’ horrific Valentine’s Day story would’ve been. 🤔

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

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Was the #badbunnysuperbowl halftime show “Children of the Corn” from an alternate dimension? 🤷‍♂️

#SuperBowlLX

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I still think #BadBunny missed an opportunity by not going by Wascally Wabbit.

#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026

[Cooker @Cooker187]

#KidRock or #BadBunny, if you’re not spending halftime doing round two at the food table, you’re doing halftime wrong.

[Cooker @Cooker187]

Wingstop has an ad on FB that says:
Take the “sting” out of hosting.

But leave the ho. 🤷‍♂️

[Cooker @Cooker187]

I keep getting texts about leaving a review for a recent procedure I had done. I’m tempted to respond.

How was your recent anesthesia experience?

I … don’t … know