Ganymede

a bio? but i got a C in biology! (scattered applause)

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I must be a product of crossbreeding the way I’m the goat with that dog in me

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[SaiJuraKaurus @KaiJuraSaurus]

@ir4t3_

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

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To be loved is to be known

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@alibrooke4ever Doomed yaoi

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@tnwdprorok He looks like he’s in Normal Boots

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@ABS0LUTEIS0LATE @filmm_jpg He don’t got internet

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@platypustwt @Slushea

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@annalaura_art

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@ThisStupidTwink

[mr. joshua @pants]

The New PJs (1/4)

[wint @dril]

(dick gets caught in car door which drives away, rips it completely off along with half my torso, intestines spill everywhere) Holy Mackerel

[Anthony C Aroma @anthony_aroma]

I hit the juckport 1 trillion$

[leah @goneb4urhome]

I can't stop smoking weed everyday

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@NewJorkTimes @ARNggd @PsyclonePMAN Holy aura

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@HMzHUY All your homework are belong to us

[lychee @smalldollla]

I’m Californian before I’m American

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@RadishHarmers @levon_whiteguy He just doesn’t miss