Ellie Cook

The secret of being boring is to say everything.

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

A new name. A new reign. 🇪🇸

@carlosalcaraz, your 2023 Gentlemen's Singles champion

#Wimbledon

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

@_theBrisKnees I still randomly think about this night and mourn the legacy I could have been a part of. SAD

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

@_theBrisKnees Hey Bria. I are the worst. Please fuck off. Love Ellie

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

@_theBrisKnees I love you with all my heart

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

BONG BONG

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

"I used to sing decently well...as in I sang in the 5th grade talent show." @_theBrisKnees

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

"Who farted in the toilet?" A new hit single brought to you by the 9-year-old boy I babysit

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

@ImSoOfishell My friend did tell me he hit on underage twins once

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

Do adults seriously not understand that telling me I look like an eighth grader isn't a compliment?

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

Constant internal monologue while at a mall "Oh that's cu-- wait is it supposed to be a dress or a shirt? WHY IS IT $50? I dont belong here"

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

@GingerBread419 Oh my god, he is us

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

#Nadal "I have to accept it was not my year & keep fighting til the end of the season to finish in a positive way."

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

@_jesswalls But where are Ryan and Seth...........

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

@_jesswalls LOL watched this, too - one of the best episodes!

[Michael Scott @heyimdatemike]

RT for Leslie Knope
Fav for Donald Trump

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

My life as a book title: "Where did this Bruise Come From? A Mystery Series"

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

"Mom it's been a half hour" mom: "What? A banana flower?"

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

When you throw a carrot at a businessmans head he usully chase you so it is good to have a scooter with you honestly

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

"We don't want you to move away, but if you do we're not gonna stop drinking, and having fun" thanks dad

[Ellie Cook @Cookiethehuman]

Just randomly met President Hodge for the first time while giving my Luxembourgish host family a tour of campus. Good job universe