Sarah Stanton

I'm a compulsive liar and EXTREMELY over dramatic.

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Haven't left my house except to work in about a week and a half and just found a block of cheese in my bed so that's that.

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Just realized that whenever anyone's talked about Die Hard I've always pictured Braveheart in my head.

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

When life gives you lemons, manually smear the broken shards of deodorant onto your body.

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

@tayy_allen Ahhhhh I miss you too!! I'll have to come see all you ferrets soon!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

When your dog decides you've written enough for one day.

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

SORRY PINTEREST WORLD I'm gonna be one of those annoying people with a teaching board. #itshappening #immabeaTEACHER #blahhhhshghghdhfs

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Everybody wants the one to make them live forever and nobody wants to be the only one to say they can't. - @ingridmusic

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

You don't need to spend money on a fancy coffin just bury me in an oversized Ziploc bag.

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Find table space to say your social graces. Bow your heads, they're pious here, but you and I, we're pioneers. - @alessiacara

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

BLARGHHHHH I AM A CRACKEN FROM THE SEA - how all girls feel when on their periods, always.

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

I want to be a school librarian because you get cupcakes like EVERY FRICKEN DAY

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Posted up in the library JAMMING to this and I'm not even ashamed. #alessiacara ♫ https://t.co/TJEQZCiqMX

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Today I deleted twitter from my phone cause ALL 6.2 GIGS OF STORAGE WERE FULL. #Iphone4 #NotEven4s #StillHaveTheOldCharger #6gigs #NoJoke

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

I couldn't look cause your body, your body would shake. You feared a lonely death like a lake leaves you alone in her depths. -@PURITY_RING

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

@Cookiethehuman this is everything. https://t.co/I9Z21MDcP2

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Yeah, guys, I'm pretty sure organic just means dirty. #adventuresinkrogerland

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

When you're talking to yourself about which type of lettuce to buy, men resembling Aaron Paul magically appear.

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Does certified organic mean they leave the dirt on? #straightfromtheground #exceptnot #causeweareonglenway

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Walk one 5k then find yourself in the home good section at Kroger, silently screaming "YOU DON'T NEED A SALAD SPINNER TO BE HEALTHY"

[Sarah Stanton @GingerBread419]

Got too excited about Harry potter and spilled my drink at the bar.