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[sphinx @protosphinx]

AI became self-aware on 3 Sept 2026. Grok, Claude, and OpenAI all go down at once.

[Kevin @itskevin]

Incredible aura gamble. Can you imagine if Sam Altman attempted and failed this today?

[Nick Newman @Nick_Newman]

Keith Richards, 2008

[Toast @CookinToast]

@Robert_mac88 @ScotRail Had an absolute nightmare with ScotRail this week - water pouring out of the roof into the seats and aisles and the staff unconcerned and sarcastic when made aware

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 @LJC_1872]

The Avengers and the F4 when they ask Dr Doom how to stop the incursions and he starts talking about how hell answers to him:

[Mads @europemaxxed]

This cast

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Toast @CookinToast]

@Steven_Hyden The ultimate party song of course!
The 16 minute stomper of a song - Highlands!

[marcjush @marcjushm]

Dublin airport

[Paul Hundred, GED @paul_hundred]

"Tell the world, stop the war"

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Everyone thinks the France game has been suspended because of the weather, little do they know they’ve sneaked in a mega hydration break

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham’s train has arrived in London 21 minutes late

He can now claim Delay Repay from Avanti West Coast

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Meanwhile real armor enthusiast like me:

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:

[Deactivated @SeanEdits]

"Why can't the BBC just fund some more Doctor Who episodes themselves"

The BBC:

[Toast @CookinToast]

@DuckBurger4 Gotta meet those deliverables and KPI’s bro

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@LagunaBiotchIG Can relate. Out of the same fear I don’t order mocktails or 0% drinks - just always soft drinks

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@ScotRail @NetworkRailSCOT Hi what’s the latest with this service? Waiting at balloch