Carl

It don't matter. None of this matters.

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

my landlord saw me refilling my bird feeders this morning and in an act of what the fuck dumped some baked beans on bricks "for the birds"

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

my landlord saw me refilling my bird feeders this morning and in an act of what the fuck dumped some baked beans on bricks "for the birds"

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

@momsskillet I'm gonna say vinyl but I'm hoping it was print smut

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

found on the side of the road yesterday, very excite

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

@GifZelda but there's cars now

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

pizza week

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

@mostly_teeth there were multiple flavors

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

has anyone made a ham with the the peeps Pepsi yet?

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

I started making pizzas for coworkers and I am very happy with these being my first pick-up orders

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

LIFE IS CHAOS AND I AM BASICALLY ALWAYS TIRED BUT I HAVE FAIRLY EASY ACCESS TO HOT CHEESE SO I GUESS I WILL HANG IN THERE

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

just ate the wings off of two rotisserie chickens

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

almost chose bologna but then I saw mortadella and i has myself a little treat now

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

@mostly_teeth I am not a great folder

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

from the week end: char siu for PFR and tonight's bao, 48 hour ferment pepperoni pan, some very good blueberry muffins

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

I turned our little house into an old school red sauce restaurant with dim lighting and Louis Prima and everyone went to bed at 8pm with big smiles and full bellies and that is what it is about

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

for her birthday, for 7, I made
3x charcuterie boards
crab rangoon w sweet&sour
fried mozz
caesar (made the bread for croutons, dressing)
eggplant parm
meatballs & rigs
cake (bought)
ice cream

tonight I am microwaving a slice of American on a tortilla and going to bed at 630

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

@MothMonsterManG

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

@clairelizzie hell yeah onion rings

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

I JUST DROVE A BOOM FORKLIFT FOR WORK AND OH MY GOD ALL OF MY INNER CHILD IS SCREAMING WITH JOY

[Carl @CookingWithCarl]

@whirringblender if you don't hear this in stir-fry's voice I can't help you https://t.co/SGxEG1tthu