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@hello__caitlin Christmas. Eve.

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@CartoonsHateHer Check out Strawberry Yogurt by Benjamin Moore. It looks drab in their pictures but was a bright pink in my daughter’s nursery

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@pattonoswalt In. The. Shipping. Business.

I fucking can’t.

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@anafabregagood You nailed Cousin Greg.

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@BenjaminCrew1 @sona_here Oooh!

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@conz @iSmashFizzle Any interest in secular homeschooling?

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@LakotaMan1 No.

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@goddek Nicotine’s a hell of a drug

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@the1who_schafes @PreacherWthAGun @theliamnissan Came here to say exactly this to such an extent it’s a little weird. Were you at the 2017 Forum concert too?

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@jeremythunder This is because Italians and Irish inter-marry all the time and since the food is better, the families always lean into the Italian side.

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@jzux Yup

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@jendziura See what a seamstress says. You can rebuild a lot

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@clhubes Hahahahhaha. My chaos child would think less of me for this trick.

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@bobcesca_go @trekpolitics @MaryLTrump @TerryMatalas Oh cool! @TerryMatalas and I are from the same town. Lovely guy

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@lingerie_addict When I pushed on the ceiling in one room, it came away from the wall. Apparently letting it rain inside the apartment instead of fixing the leaks wasn’t great idea.

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@KikiKikiKiki617 @The_Acumen Came here to say this. If you’re living in the house and it’s not placed in a trust that’s at least 5 years old, the state will make you sell that house to pay for your elder care.

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@michaelharriot Eeeeeee! I’ve been holding off on teaching my kids American History until this came out!!

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@summer_lover94 @yasminatawil Came here to say this.

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@beauty2streetz @michaelharriot What’s the name of your food truck?? I’ll come support!

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@AmiBerger Whether you read this, more than anything else, separates the elder millennials from the ones who came after.