Samuel J Witwicky

I do not give a fuck about this app

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@PierreB3_ Bro wtf nigga a wizard

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@OhFuckYeahBud82 Just enough that I know

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@Immyjimmy0 @ReclaimD1 @kulis_magazin Puny man with no land

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@Immyjimmy0 @ReclaimD1 @kulis_magazin 150+ acres and counting. Is this your land?

[Samuel J Witwicky @Cookitupwills]

@Immyjimmy0 @ReclaimD1 @kulis_magazin Cope and seethe shrimpy

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@HollyGrayle But you turbo whites actually don’t season your food so this is a egregious take

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@f_alfredfjones Guys don’t date broke bitches it will drain your energy. Get a bitch with a lil money so she can buy you 2k and not scoff when you ask her for shit

[Samuel J Witwicky @Cookitupwills]

@AkadeBemsen “I’m gonna return all the stuff and just take myself on vacation. You’re good you can handle it. You’re a big girl with a house now.” Easy. No arguing and now I don’t have to do anything for you.

[Samuel J Witwicky @Cookitupwills]

@bodybycass @jamrock339 Would’ve walked right in the office, took one while you were looking at me and dared you to say something. You would. After you did say something it would immediately escalate to an HR issue because I know your type. HR would then tell you take one case because 3 is excessive

[Samuel J Witwicky @Cookitupwills]

@LowriderStudios @SkattaDart @ChadMichaelis Retarded for clicks. Tragic

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@DropOut_MMA @NorthStarNXE Get your eyes checked

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@LoudOutside

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@HumansNoContext This counts as a body

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@C88deeFor6ix Yeah instead of the supermax he was eligible for

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@ratcitymayor Most people should be able to achieve gainful employment by upskilling, gaining certifications, and obtaining a degree or two, not working dead end, minimum wage jobs yall clown & say are for teenagers. Come on use your brain

[Samuel J Witwicky @Cookitupwills]

@Sixxster @MissSassbox Makes you a cuck???

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@DJK1NG_Gaming Yeah dumbass, the last reason to stick with PlayStation was physical media. You don’t have to pay for online access with a pc and the games you don’t own are NEVER full price

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@RealDianeYap Not everyone is your soft ass submissive husband who does everything at your beck & call stupid cunt

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@zoeycyberkitty @FScottFitz_V There’s no need to be clever when the other party is a fat bitch

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@G2Amenyah Bring it back to North America for this too. Only place with enough infrastructure & stadiums to host that big of a tournament