Mastie chef

In a complicated relationship with food.

[Mastie chef @CooksCompanion]

I have finally decided to put together a proper #lowhistamine cookbook 😊
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#NEISvoid #MCAS #EDS

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Koal @kkoaall]

cuando era chiquito yo pensaba que mí mamá saludaba a los colectiveros porque los conocía hasta que un día le pregunté fua mamá a cuántos colectiveros conoces

[Crazy Vibes @CrazyVibes_1]

Dear Gen X,
I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS??
Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies…
And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos.

No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences.

You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma.

I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[Zion @zionszzn]

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A photographer captured a family of owls and accidentally ended up with the perfect cover for a music album.

[Fede Rodríguez @federodr]

Qué bronca cuando querés cortar un cuadradito de chocolate y se te parte mal y entonces te tenés que comer los otros ocho.

[Mastie chef @CooksCompanion]

Scared to think of how much time women spend in a lifetime waiting in toilet queues...

[Michael Pascoe @MichaelPascoe01]

Women's toilet queue halftime at Opera House concert hall.

[Paul @paulwilsonimage]

went out to shoot the moonrise but bumped into some models instead- normal in new zealand

[Wicho Olea @tixwilx1916]

Acabo de leer que 4,153,237 personas se casaron el año pasado: no quiero causar problemas, pero ¿no debería ser un número par?

[Mastie chef @CooksCompanion]

@ellad3vi I'm sorry but so what? She looks lovely. Next...

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

it’s insane how in australia you can get into more trouble for criticising the genocidal state of israel than being racist to aboriginal australians

[Mastie chef @CooksCompanion]

This is fantastic…

[Brandon @Primewave96]

Dude passed the vibe check

[The Strangest Timeline @DavidStacka]

Can’t imagine getting up at dawn to go and boo an Indigenous veteran doing a Welcome To Country, but I guess this is the kind of Australia we’re in at the moment

[Troy Cassar-Daley @troycassardaley]

I have no energy for this today, I don’t know this old fulla but I have support him and all veterans today.
Sending love Ray xx

[goma @soigomaa]

STRONG opinion:
students wouldn't use Ai if school was about LEARNING and not GRADES.

[Mastie chef @CooksCompanion]

@graceyldn My standard line is, "sorry, I have a policy of not undertaking transactions in the street". 100% success rate to date.

[Mastie chef @CooksCompanion]

@ivandemigoal I still refuse to believe he is real

[Mastie chef @CooksCompanion]

@Amyish @AndrewBrownAU @MikeCarlton01 😅