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[Kim Iversen 🇺🇸 @KimIversenShow]

Israel rejects peace with Gaza, Israel rejects peace with Lebanon, Israel rejects peace with Iran, Israel refuses to leave Syria… at what point do you stop blaming everyone else?

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

I can't express how lucky I was to have spent my formative years with an internet that was shaped by >110 IQ nerds instead of third world content farms struggling over 5$ of ad revenue

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@Israel You should know about stealing land and property

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

Not a piece of bread for a homeless American vet. But billions to Israel? Yes, no problem

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@DrPepperVixen Post-nut clarity

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Can we PLEASE normalize men approaching women again? Like... where are all the confident, respectful, emotionally mature men? Why doesn't anybody just come talk to me anymore?

Not like the creep at the bookstore yesterday, obviously. He walked over while I was looking at a book and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you're reading one of my favorite authors."

First of all, why was he WATCHING me?

Second? How long had he been watching me before he decided to speak? CREEPY!

Third? How did he know what book I was holding? Ladies, always be aware of your surroundings.

And then there was the guy at the grocery store who handed me a piece of paper with his phone number.
Excuse me? So you're just walking around with your phone number already written down? Looking for victims? That's not suspicious at all. Then he just left.
So now I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. He could be ANYWHERE, totally hiding waiting to murder me because I didn't immediately add his number to my phone. Totally normal behavior.

Last week a guy held the door open for me. Why? What was his endgame? Trapping me inside the building so he could steal my kidneys to organ thieves? No thanks!

Another smiled at me while I was walking my dog. My dog. So now he knows I have a dog. Fantastic.

Honestly, dating is impossible.

Men never approach women anymore.

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@ashphattt222 We back

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@geoffkeighley Hear me out; WipEout

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@ashphattt222 We really don’t get to see anything anymore

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@PlayStalgiaX WipEout

[SipSipStefen @SipSipStefen]

Can we all just admit that the men who see a female lead in a video game and scream woke immediately are all cry baby losers.

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@Tectone “Oooh I can only play videogames when I can look at and play as a big burly man”
You’re the gay one

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@WhiteHouse Grasping at straws like a cornered dog ahh message

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@Nick117Gaming @TiimoTP If you read the books you’d know that Bond actually dislikes killing a lot

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.

The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started.

Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@WhiteHouse Why do all these pictures have the same backlight? Were they all models? What are their names? You cannot convince me these women aren’t AI.

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

You either die a kirk or live long enough to become a senile demented warmongering head of state

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@horsetwting I am, single-handedly.

[CooksterGames @CooksterGame]

@intcnerzero I love Automata, heck, I have tattoos referencing Automata. While I like Replicant’s story, I did not enjoy how the game is just errand-simulator. The quests burnt me out so much only to give you next to nothing, that I only stuck to the main quest after a while.