Michael Cook

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Mohammed Fahir Amaaz and Muhammad Amaad have been cleared over the alleged assault of a male police officer at Manchester Airport

Two juries failed to reach a verdict and no further trial will take place

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[Michael Cook @CookyM88]

Can we sign a petition to ban @GNev2 from United games?

[Michael Cook @CookyM88]

🥰

[Michael Cook @CookyM88]

https://t.co/86klO14NVC

[utdreport @utdreport]

Mason Mount and Lisandro Martinez were absent from #mufc midweek training [@samuelluckhurst]

[Michael Cook @CookyM88]

@dom_lucre Is she the man in their life?

[Michael Cook @CookyM88]

🤣ahahahhaa

[Lover Of Dagestan ✨ 🍉 @Lover_Of_Dagis]

the timing is insane #UFC324

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Brutal timing from Michael Bisping

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

If Keir Starmer had said before the election that he would remove the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, enforce mandatory digital ID, record numbers of small boat crossings in the English Channel, hammer the disabled with welfare cuts, add inheritance tax to family farms and family businesses causing thousands of them to close, his deputy prime minister dodging £40,000 in tax, council tax & energy price increases, raise university tuition fees, plaster mass-scale solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland despite huge local community objections, hand over sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius at a cost of £35bn, spaff £30bn of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines, give £3bn a year of taxpayers’ money to Ukraine, betray WASPI women, hang out with BlackRock, 50,000 small boat crossings in one year, create a new £50bn economic black hole, increase the overall tax burden to record levels, destroy business growth with national insurance rises resulting in over 200,000 job losses, get exposed for receiving over £100,000 worth of freebies - he almost certainly wouldn’t have won. He duped the electorate. An utterly shameless display of snake oil political salesmanship. And still he lectures all of us in that gratingly sanctimonious manner of his like we are all somehow the problem here.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

i’m acc in tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Away Days Tips @AwayDaysTips]

Newcastle trying to convince players to come to St James’ Park. 😂

[Paul Gaskell @pgaskell13]

🇾🇪

[Michael Cook @CookyM88]

@redrobertored Sorry for your loss Robbie mate. Thinking of you all

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…

[Michael Cook @CookyM88]

@AlternativeMUFC 😂😂😂😂

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Liverpool: "We're going to win the quadruple."

Newcastle, PSG, and Plymouth to Liverpool:

[UFC on TNT Sports @ufcontnt]

Our graphic designer waking up this morning to Dana dropping bombs 🙃

#UFC314 #UFC #MMA

[Michael Cook @CookyM88]

@LBC @JamesBWatt "A disproportionate amount of tax" what an absolute fucking moron. It's a % of earnings distributed across all working people. It's in proportion.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Arsenal’s player of the match so far.