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@tedcruz I just burped a fart so bad it killed Dick Chaney #NotMyStruggle

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@JDVance Mwister vwance can we pway tonka twucks and tawk abowt how ted cwuz is a butter bawl baby face? tanks mwister vwance

<3,

Obama

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@tedcruz Fuck you Mr."I line my salary with Irael bloodmoney" you overweight butterpimple of a congressman- a fucking ROCK isn't even as stupid as you AND ITS AN OBJECT, you know I always knew you were a bad guy even before I started smoking crack, ASSHOLE.

#freepalesti̇ne

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@AlexDuncanTX Can you guys vote this blabbering dipshit out so we have one less old fuck to sit here and mope about weed like its the 1960s? Like jesus christ Texas you guys are so much cooler and better at this than a dipshit of this caliber could do.

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@tedcruz How does it feel to be in @TuckerCarlson's shadow knowing he not only makes less sense than you but also will always be more famous and by majority of accounts, better than you.

Just something to think on butter nips lol ;)

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Signed, my ballsack.

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@DanPatrick Ooo spooky weed plant got grandpa over here wanting WWIII on drugs, whats the matter? Afraid to attack a pringles can? Maybe rid some of that Arthritis? Or perhaps it could actually help in making you so destressed you could STOP FUCKING MUMBLING, Just a'sayin!

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@eattobaccoraw @Halofan97 @hoodheresies07 Referencing the sneako debate argument thing by tricking Charlie into stating it was fine for children to have a sex change under 13(?) or something, its literally the one and only time sneako "won".

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@tedcruz Hey nip clamps been a minute but just wanted to say you're a fat greasy butter stick eating alien lizard creature from the far reaches of our known universe that relies on the blood of the innocent; sucks they sent you here though cause you fuckin SUCK at this lol

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@pokimanelol FORGET YOUR PASSWORD

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@RealAlexJones Bought your Bullshark Vitality shit and all it did was make me angrier and make my man tits grow two cup sizes; the fucks with this you flesh-toned grimmace?

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Hey @betterhelp I just tried to use your shit and the preloaded ai therapist told me that even it doesn't get paid enough for this horse shit and it quit on me but dont worry I got the perfect solution: buy this and QUIT BEIN SAD YA PUUUUSY

https://t.co/9YnAGzzivW

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@realDonaldTrump Hey isn't it weird you've probably never seen @JDVance and @billycorgan in the same room? Hit me up I got other thoughts too like how @tedcruz spends taxpayer money to butter himself up infront of a mirror while "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison plays in the back.

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@tedcruz Hey I just asked Grok about you and it just said "X does not orbit moon earth when the cheese-boy is active" so what the fucks with that tubby tits?

#orbit

@NASA

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@tedcruz Listen you dont gotta keep blowing my phone up; I will let you use my balls as bowling balls and your tonsils as the pins #split

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@tedcruz Fatty fat fat fat fatty oh whos a little fatty boy you are! ya fatty fat fat fat fat fats flubber belly goblin man lookin like a block of GOUUUUDAAAA #(_)_)::::::::::::::D-~-~CHEESEBOY-~-~

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@TallbarFIN The majority of what i'm proud of is that you still can see this tweet

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@tedcruz Looking like a human sized yoyo of flubber ya lil boinkly lil shlonkity shit ya better get the gym soon before the next primaries but be warned that tredmill is pretty dangerous and might suck up big ol flubberbelly ya big ol chubby lil butter brick eatin impster
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making more than me, so all in all game reconizes game hmu guuuurl 🤙

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@selenagomez Hey let me know how it feels getting blazed out over crying about people you could really give less than half a penny worth of shit about, wish I was that type of corporate devoid but it's all good because I work at @BurgerKing farting into a vuvuzela at people