Pez Dealer

Sorry I can’t hear you, my AirPods are in

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Doomscrolling with my left hand to strengthen neural pathways

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This but on my skin

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@matthew_mcderm Is this rage bait??

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@matthew_mcderm You

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@AumTrivedi Its giving “im different”

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Walked into HD (chat HD is short for Home Depot) eating a cookie and i felt super nonchalant and chill. Everyone in there definitely saw me and was like “damn that guy is sick as fuck”

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“Are you self mogging yourself?”

“You mean being vulnerable??”

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Going to the art basel in the boston uniform

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*raining*

Me, a white guy: “damn we really needed this”

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Doesnt matter how many times you listen to It Wasnt Me by Shaggy, youll NEVER learn that verse

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Cursed to shower, cursed to get out

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How i be sleepin

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I heard re-aligning your chakras gets rid of micro plastics in the body

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If youre reading this im giving you the cracker pass (youre valid)

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@AumTrivedi Outa context this looks insane

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Im putting my shutter shades on to hide my tears

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@AumTrivedi @AstonMartinF1 @alo_oficial He’s your biggest fan!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Rival otter clans fighting over territory in Singapore.

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Finally found out that Rihanna is not afraid of heights

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@brckhmptn how the fuck did you do that😨