Probably Raph

smeevus

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

Dear whoever at Riot games is in charge of Aram Mayhem,

we gotta put some soft caps in or something, it is not fun playing that gamemode and rolling the dice if you get to be the 1v9 highroll monster or get brutilized by the enemy higroll monster every game.

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

Since prostitution is illegal, but gambling is legal in America, can you bet someone $1,000 they won't syd? Which would that fall under?

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

@WhatleyLeague good change then

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

@BenisXDDDDDD oh so we're victim blaming now 😠

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

I am the super boss of being fans of things with horrendous fanbases.

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

The Jim Cornette review of the Adam Page MJF match is crazy

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

@_imdawon @MorePerfectUS yeah that's how numbers work. If there are 100 homes and one company owns 50 and the rest are owner occupied then 'the majority" of single family homeowners own their own homes. That doesn't mean that the one exception owning 50% of the homes isn't a problem.

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

I often see women complaining about things "men" do and think "uhg cringe misandrist discourse again" but then the first reply to them is always just actual sexisim so I can't really blame them.

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

@polyfraggrenade Slivovitz

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

Noticing that most of the accounts with *those* opinions happened to have been created after twitter became X...

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

@Cloud_Sea_King idk what this means, but I fw the sentiment

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

People DO complain about Inceneroar and Delphox.

Blaziken has a completely inhuman face, leaning more into "monster" territory. It's bipedal frame fits it's fighting typing and real world origin, but does not immediately give the impression of anthropomorphic chicken.

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

rabbit standing fully upright wearing pants and socks vs literal frog btw

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

people specifically hating on cinderace for being too humanoid when blaziken, infernape, delphox, greninja, and incineroar are right there and are all fan favourites💔

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

every day I look at the bad news app and expect to see good news for some reason

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

@tahtheleagster personally I think all infinitely stacking champs should have that part of their kit gutted, so I'd be happy to never see hers hit live

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

Military action against Iran only has a 27% approval rating, but we have to eat this sentiment from the rest of the world because our "leaders" are not beholdent to the actual populations wishes.

[henry @leap_dog]

vulgar anti-americanism is the name of the game now. you see an american talking about somewhere else, you tell that yankee to fuck off and go home

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

We are either going to become global villains or lose or entire future paying reparations for what this fuckup of an administration is doing rn.

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

@khazarAntlers Blaziken is not immediately identifiable as being based on a chicken, whereas quaquaval is very clearly a humanoid duck.

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

Realistically it's Faker, a Starcraft Pro, a CS Pro, and a Fighting Game Pro.

These categories have the largest and richest esports history. (Unfortunately Dota gets passed over because Faker is the obvious goat MOBA player.)

[Null Sector Propaganda @ramattraburner]

If Faker isnt on your Mount Rushmore it's objectively incorrect

[Probably Raph @CoolMattGames]

@shellyous Overwatch

Seeing people playing it in 2026 feels necrophillia ngl