Mortimer

fat af

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

Dont ever hurt yourself 💞💞💞

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

@TruthFairy131 @neiltyson comment?

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

so TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

@Truthpole wow i would have never guessed, i need my ears to the streets

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

someone bless a yn https://t.co/42gLvTRi1w 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

listening to wizdom khalifa

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

i couldnt bring myself to do it 💔

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

Submission from @shrek2fanboy

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

my beautiful homer simpson life

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

stroke that thang

[Mortimer @CoolNewIdea]

@tacopenis another piece of canadian trivia for the collection

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Creepers gonna creep. #minecraft

[Hoodniggabigboss3 @Hoodniggab58701]

niggas was ruthless in 2016