𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆

'𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆... 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆.'

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

His cheek squishes with the pawing and whilst he's still looking a little bit shocked, Lance's shoulders drop with relief.

"Oh. That's good then." There's a brief pause where he squints suspiciously. ". . . you're not just about to start growing apples, are you?"

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

"But you-" One blink. "And the seed-!" Two oblivious blinks.

. . .

"Waaait a second. I think I know what's going on here. Keith, did you swallow the seed?"

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

Lance was so sure that Keith was going to aim for that one Altean vase in the corner of the room that the shock drew a squack out of him. "KEitH-!"

DON'T WORRY HE'S GOT THIS.
HE! WILL! PERFORM THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER!

standing right behind him and pushing!!!

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

"Huh. . ." Blue eyes narrow to a side as if deeply thinking about that question. Finger tapping his mouth. "Well, I'm not exactly sure but I guess I could call it a hunch."

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

He's not finishing his but instead poking a finger in and trying to get the rest out (every now and then giving the apple its occasional shake until collecting the last pair).

"That's alright. It's not like saving the universe depends on how accurate our spit lenght is, right?"

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

"Hey! You are doing the exact same! I'll stop doing it only if you stop doing it."

Turning around with a "Hum!" and he picks the seeds out from his mouth with a certain degree of pettiness but he'll probably turn back to excited puppy mode the moment Keith says something again.

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

Pushing the apple seeds forward to the tip of his tongue to collect them and taking a second bit out of that fruit.

"Three things, huh? Sounds good to me but, what will be the first two?" Monch! And chew chew chew.

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

'How many seeds are in apples?' echoes in his mind and Lance has to give it a good damn thought because;

How many seeds are there in apples??!?

Let him chew his last bite and swallow. "Uh. . . Lets hit a target. How about those pipes over there above?"

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

Blinking from the apple and back at Keith before giving his fruit a bite. Mouth half full:

"Uh, how many seeds are we allowed to spit? Three each per turn?"

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

OW OW OW!!
(KINdA?)
(Tbh it doesn't hurt that much)

"I went to the supermarket!... ᴵⁿ ᴶᵃᵖᵃⁿ. The real question here is, WHERE were YOU?!"

[𝐌𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 ━ @InnerInferno]

GRABS him by the ear-
DRAGS him off.

"where have you BEEN?!"

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

@InnerInferno {{ FR FR !!
ILY AND I MISSED YOU TOO SO SO MUCH

I WENT THROUGH A REAL-LIFE WHOLE ASS CHARACTER ARCH AND LOST MY LANCE MUSE FOR A WHILE THERE

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

Adults are talking

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

@InnerInferno {{ IDK, I LEGIT FORGOT THAT THERE WAS A REAL NAME FOR THOSE OUT THERE JFJSNJDJ

I'm having flashbacks to 4th grade English class 😂💀

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

*siiigh* Okaaaaay

*Clink. Whoosh. Stomp stomp stomp* 🧍🏽‍♂️

[𝐌𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 ━ @InnerInferno]

Lance.....come here.

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

@InnerInferno {{ PLEASE, IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT HONORS THE PARENTS. HONKEYS I SAY

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

Keith, I don't think she's moving

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

@InnerInferno {{ OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT HONKEYS DON'T EXIST??

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

FELICIA

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

So, can you turn into, like, a balloon?

[𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 @CoolNinjaLance]

@InnerInferno {{ MY PHONE IS OOOOLD!!
THE GPS DOESNT WORK LIKE IT USED TO

HANG IN THERE, IM RIDING A HONKEY
(HORSE + DONKEY LOVE CHILD)