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@uneedalibi The boyfriend who shared it should be in prison for uploading revenge porn and posting CP.

[sun @sunsequel2]

The best way to make friends as a lonely adult is to keep tweeting into the void like a schizophrenic.

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hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm

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@ariexsha @Tyre_94 I've seen enough. It's time to repeal the 19th amendment

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@TardSlapper @tuuu28283 Recycle your bottles. Shoot aluminumand tin cans or plastic bottles since they tend to leave less razor sharp debris that could slice your foot open should you step on it.

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@YaBoiNathan97 @Dexerto Funny that you think people care enough about your opinion to get butthurt.

TheBurntPeanut is a vtuber and a loveable heel. The ptuber shtick is such an obvious denial of reality; only the super serious and devoid of any sense of humor would take him seriously when he denies it

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@YaBoiNathan97 @Dexerto Take shit way too seriously for maybe one time in your life?

You're probably lots of fun at parties 😄

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@SomeDude1942 @Dexerto Except there exists a video of him walking around a streamer convention with Gingy while wearing a peanut costume and based on that video he's roughly 6'4" with a healthy BMI.

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@Tony_Baloney69 Does he have tiny legs and a fat torso?

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@pijcab @S_Davin20 The F-15 pilot who was shot down by "friendly" Saudi Arabian fighters earlier this year is the same pilot who got shot down south of Tehran shortly thereafter.

He was rescued successfully at great cost, but was recovered suffering from a broken back.

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@zilican @pijcab @S_Davin20 5Gs sounds like a fun rollercoaster ride. 20 sounds more realistic depending on elevation and speed.

The F-15 Eagle pilot who ejected twice this year and was rescued 80km South of Tehran with a broken back. I don't know everything but I happen to know a few things.

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@pijcab @S_Davin20 Roughly 50 vertical Gs. Almost enough to kill you, definitely enough to make you a little bit shorter.

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@Atbooks1 @S_Davin20 Likely lost a half an inch in height each

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@S_Davin20 Martin-Baker is a British company that manufacturers ejection seats. This is undoubtedly their work. They have a stupendous record for success.

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@S_Davin20 @jacobp_15 Two is usually the magic number. The spine compression due to the vertical G-forces from an ejection will typically leave the affected a half-inch shorter than before. A third ejection is considered a significant risk of paralysis or at least debilitating lifelong back pain.

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@Howlingmutant0 @nypost Not an option, unfortunately. Lena is concerned that bearing a child might ruin her body.

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@shitbiscuit Doesn't matter if it's just one huge boob. It could be attached to a crazy person.

[GlubGlub 🇨🇦 @luvglubglub]

im an organ donor but they're not gonna be able to use any of that shit

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@Thorgromz @DJMC25 @JoshDenny You want to be owned so bad
Hence your "history"

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@CoClarified @EmbraceNAmplify Once again it's a man's mistake. The women are somehow innocent.