rob ellerhorst

Movie critics usually are people who are used to going to the movies by themselves

[Steve Angelovich @AngelSteve89]

Game 4 crowd.

65% Knicks
34% Sixers
1% T.J. Houshmandzadeh

[toside19 @TOside19]

Hate to be that guy… but holy smokes the next generation of baseball players after swag chains and travel ball since 3 years old is going to be brutal to watch

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Cincinnati is an absolute shit show

[Bengalscentre @benga1scentre]

Ja'Marr Chase in 2024:

• 127 catches
• 1,708 yards
• 17 TDs
* Triple crown winner *

Not a single OPOTY vote

Jaxon Smith-Njigba in 2025:

• 119 catches
• 1,793 yards
• 10 TDs
*Offensive play of the year*

[𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙝🦦® @NewEraZach]

Ravens: New Coach
Browns: New Coach
Steelers: New Coach
Bengals: Running it back with Zac Taylor

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Cincy Jungle @CincyJungle]

Duke Tobin is effectively a nepo baby. Bill Tobin and Mike Brown were pals. Duke is basically part of the Brown family. Would be like calling for Mike or Katie to be fired.

This is what an organization of nepo babies looks like. Can't even make sure former players have the right flight info or player families are taken care of on gamedays.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

I'm sometimes amazed that the Bengals were a drive away from winning a Super Bowl with a cheapass owner and a useless head coach.

[Bryce Spalding @bryce_spalding]

Loser organization.

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

We had good times with Germaine Pratt. Sure, he wasn't perfect, but he developed into a pretty good player with a knack for creating plays when the Bengals needed it the most.
When they needed it, it was Pratt.
I wish him nothing but the best. Those moments will live in our minds for a long time.

[rob ellerhorst @CoolPapaEll]

@TomPelissero Lk

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

this mf was definitely a Rhodesian war criminal

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Noelvi Marte and Austin Wynns combined for 11 hits and 13 RBI in the Reds 24-2 win over the Orioles 😱

⚾️ Marte: 5-7, 7 RBI, 1 HR
⚾️ Wynns: 6-7, 6 RBI, 1 HR

[Claiborne Snowden @Clay_sno]

In the past 30 years, the Reds greatest memory is…..clinching their division

Kids born then (2010) can now drive, at least in KY

[Colin Clark @ClarkGrizzy]

I feel bad for all the travel ball parents that have to buy a torpedo bat for their kid that platoons in LF with a .174 Avg

[Weird-O 🔞 @Wierd_o78033920]

“Anti-American views” like just being a decent fucking person, empathizing with others and acknowledging those around you are different in their own ways and shouldn’t be treated anymore differently because of that.

You are truly vile if you’re against Sesame Street.

[ashlyn @yetmorebees0]

@moethelawn76 Marx didn’t account for gettin beers on the lake

[lexi 🦭 @ayakawife]

White boy obsessed with Japan vs white boy obsessed with China is one of the most important distinctions of the 21st century

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Remember, the Coaches’ Portal is always open…funny how nobody complains about “loyalty” or “tampering.” That’s reserved for players only.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Bengals have agreed to contract extensions with Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins, the wide receivers told Fox Sports.

Chase agreed to a four-year, $161M deal that includes $112M guaranteed, while Higgins agreed to a four-year, $115M deal that is guaranteed for the first two years, they told Fox Sports.

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Bengals and WR Ja’Marr Chase agree to four-year, $161M deal.

(via @tompelissero)