judge, jury, and executioner

born in the twentieth century. 🌻 — new account @twomorehours— following back my mutuals/favs

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

Not getting any engagements on my tweets keeps me humble

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

Because I don’t know my password for this Twitter account & can’t reset; I’ve made a new account so don’t block @twomorehours when I follow you x 💕

[Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane @RebeccaSlatkin]

Happy seasonal depression to those who celebrate

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

I’ve got 3.5 more yearsss then lads

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

If you’re not a public person and it’s not a part of your job there’s no good reason for anyone over 30 to be on TikTok it’s giving Operation Yewtree and this applies to all of us but especially men. Stay away from kids.

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

8,299 people ahead of me to buy Paramore arena tickets 😭😭 @paramore

[Ebele @ebelee_]

Lmao women that always went to play “fair” in a world where men hold majority of the power will forever kill me. One day sis, you will wake up and realize how much of a disservice you’ve done to yourself. One day

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

I can’t believe French nails are back in style?!?! Growing up I thought these were tackyyyy

[angel @ellelore_]

@TJF_x I would pay GOOD money to see their face when that £100 declined in Tesco. Ain’t nobody eating tonight pal!

[its deborah ✨ @__debssE]

when it gets cold I’ll bring the heat 🖤

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

Aromat is a must on all meals!!

[ehis @ehisilozobhie]

2. Aromat is cheating. Your meal doesn’t slap

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

tweeted & deleted lol but the heaviness is deep

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

I need more brand marketing or employer brand roles to open up!!! let me get out of the ghetto that is lead generation marketing

[Samaria Leah @Samaria_Leah]

happiest when I’m tan🤗

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

this black security guard at Vue just stopped two babylon women to chat them up LMFAO have some shame

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

listening to throwback episodes of the breakfast club and Angela Yee has always been a bird, I fear. How is she defending a 49 year-old man (R Kelly) dating a 19 year-old girl 🥴🤒

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

I buy £10 worth of lottery tickets & then spend two hours on right move browsing £5 million homes in London. father in heaven, let me win pls, I’m tired of being poor😭

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

I’m definitely developing my “have fun anyways” skills. The older you get, fun has to be a decision. Something will always go wrong, surprise expenses pop up, people’s mood around you will be horrible, you get tired, there will always be an inconvenience, but… HAVE FUN ANYWAYS.

[judge, jury, and executioner @Coolbeans0852]

Apple needs to fix its alarm! It shouldn’t sound like a bomb going off every damn morning!!!