Rasheed, Inventor of "Layman's Terms."

Created #TimeTravel on a whim but now everyone does it. 
Wish Steven Urkel
Thinks your cool. Makes know mistakes. Wait "you're" not "your."
He/Him
5'13"

[Rasheed, Inventor of "Layman's Terms." @Coolhandra]

I think I'm gonna pin this.

[Zito @_Zeets]

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

[Chief @chiefflips]

@Jamalhinton12 in all seriousness, anyone hating on this or trying to make jokes is a miserable person. this is actually one of the best stories on this app

[水shui₈₇ 🦪 | LILAH DAYYYY @fujobritta]

still peak btw

[Rasheed, Inventor of "Layman's Terms." @Coolhandra]

Trust me, no one likes a tattletale. Now a tattle’s foot? Yum!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.

2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0

Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

The reality is that Musk has no idea what he's cutting.

He spent the pre-inauguration period faking being the best Paths of Exile player in the world.

He is now trying to simultaneously cut every part of a $6,752,000,000,000 budget, in weeks. He doesn't know what he's doing.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The state of the American right in 2025, in one image:

[A.J. Delgado @AJDelgado13]

Understand that @JDVance is a man who, as a full-grown adult in his 30's, said Trump was Hitler and there was something wrong w those who supported him. You don't go from "Hitler" to his VP. This is not a normal person. This is a hyper-ambitious opportunist w zero credibility.

[Mason Bowen 🔪🩸 @m_e_bowen]

No offense but we watched South Korean parliament members climb walls and push past armed soldiers to stop their coup this year, I think they could try a little harder to defend our democracy

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

THEY'RE KILLING THE ANTI-SCAM POLICE SO THEY CAN SCAM YOU AND LET THEIR ROBBER BARON BUDDIES GET AWAY WITH SCAMMING YOU

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

we need to trick kanye into thinking the system doesn't want him to build affordable housing in walkable neighborhoods

[. @selovelenaa]

the fact that selena gomez got more hate for crying about immigrant deportation than kanye west openly admitting that hes a nazi is insane.

[Rasheed, Inventor of "Layman's Terms." @Coolhandra]

@helldivers2 F

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Undocumented ppl do not have an SSN or a birth certificate to receive social security. Yall believe anything without evidence. This man could say “We’re gonna stop dinosaurs from flying to Mars” & yall will run with it then he’ll take claim for ending the Dino-Mars epidemic.

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

The fuk?

He said this.

Out loud...

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data

NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore

BASH: You are the government

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

.@Paula_White made her career and fortune mimicking Black preaching styles, appropriating Black religious culture, and preaching in Black pulpits across the nation—only to betray the very people who supported and enriched her. She rose to prominence with the help of Black pastors, including Bishop T.D. Jakes, and took over a church founded by a Black man, Zachary Tims. But when it came time to stand for Black people, she chose white supremacy instead.

A diehard Trump sycophant, Paula White sold her soul for proximity to power, ignoring Trump’s blatant racism, his anti-Black policies, and his embrace of white Christian nationalism. She prophesied his 2020 victory—only to be exposed as a false prophet when he lost. In one of the most embarrassing public prayers in history, she called on African angels to come to America to save a man who represents everything that oppresses Black people. The irony is appalling.

In the 2024 election, she doubled down on her racism, proudly boasting that white conservative Catholic and white evangelical voters outnumbered what she called “Blacks, Hispanics, and union voters combined.” This was not just a statement of numbers—it was a rallying cry to solidify white conservative power and marginalize Black voices.

And Donald Trump rewarded her. He signed an order creating a White House faith office and put Paula White in charge—a woman who has no credibility, no moral compass, and no true connection to the Black community. This is a slap in the face to every Black believer who ever supported her.

Paula White is the epitome of a religious opportunist—using Black culture to enrich herself while aligning with white supremacy when it serves her interests. She is a cautionary tale of what happens when false prophets seek power over truth.

Black people, remember who stood with us—and who sold us out.

#PaulaWhite
#WhiteSupremacy
#FalseProphets
#BlackChurch

[Donald Trump’s Neck Vagina @torontobaddy]

Who was this reporter? I’d like to buy them a drink. 🥃