Jules

cursive turned me gay

[darzipan @fuckyeats]

The other night i was wondering why everyone was grieving jane goodall, an evil woman who literally exploited the monkeys she saved to make them mine diamonds, and then i remembered that was a simpsons episode and that it was time for bed

[M🇦🇷🇪🇸 @mxximxximxxi]

getting all the signs lately

[Jules @Cooljules14]

gave my dads sister a bump call that upping the auntie

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Florence Welch stuns screaming into hole.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I would tell him that female kangaroos possess three vaginal tubes but only one vaginal opening. When males inseminate females, their sperm travels up either of the side tubes, and 30 days later the tiny joey travels down the central tube to its mothers pouch

[the space needle's girlfriend @crycartband]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[james @jms_tny]

does addison have like teenage fans or is it all gay men in the autumn of their lives

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

jealous?

[Luann de Lesseps @CountessLuann]

It's ok to be lesbian Carole #rhony 😎be cool!!

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

? no, never. I don't even know what that means.

this is an Avedon photo for the New Yorker to accompany a memoir.

[Jules @Cooljules14]

@ruraljurormovie u are one crazy chica!

[Aphex Twin Updates @shellyrealest]

I know this is aphex twin updates but jesus christ

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

I cry daily ♥️♥️

[Jules @Cooljules14]

@RockNShnocks read this in meredith marks voice my brain oh so damaged

[joggers @cooIpeopIe]

what is megan thee stallion training for and do we need to be training too…

[Lyric Vault @LyricVault]

Cherry / Lana Del Rey

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

so y’all can drink this but if I ask for a bump i’m the problem………..