Cooter Marie

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

According to Yahoo Answers, the past tense of "sleepwalk" is "Slapped Whelks". I like it. https://t.co/Y7XPJ0ZiV1

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@staceM89 CONGRATS!! What a lovely pair- best wishes to the both of you! ❤

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@TheDazeyMayhem It's absolutely perfect and I absolutely ADORE it (and you!)!! Thank you so, so much, Daze!! ❤❤❤

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@TheDazeyMayhem Agreed! Although "Shit Sandwich" is a pretty decent contender...
https://t.co/q5JyUI6VYF

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@TheDazeyMayhem https://t.co/JhrDmHubWh
Omg he's so cute. I love him! 🦉

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@scottlynch78 Fun! How about:
- "Apocalypse Now" with Marlon Wayans?
- Or "Superbad" starring Michael Dorn?

FWIW I would watch the crap out of Angela Bassett in a "Murder She Wrote" remake, someone needs to get the ball rolling on this

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Yeah. Even Ash.

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@staceM89 @TheDazeyMayhem Jumping in here to add my belated
birthday wishes, Stace!! Hope it was fabulous!!
And while I'm at it: Happy holidays!! ❤👯

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@heyarchietype I've never related to you more, Archie.

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

Biden might have had a tense encounter with Corn Pop at the public pool, but you don't know true terror until you've had a run-in with Count Chocula in a dark alley
#cerealkiller

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@TheDazeyMayhem Love you, Daze.

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@TheDazeyMayhem Aww Dazey. I have no words. Sending you all the hugs. Crystal was such a sassy little wonderful lovebug. I love you and am keeping you close to my heart. ❤

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@heyarchietype Always enjoy chatting with the Chapeau Gang!

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@heyarchietype Aww that sucks Archie, but being open and welcoming isn't a mistake and it's not your fault someone acted like a butthole. You're a good egg. That said, I deleted my discord a while ago, sounds like I should resurrect it. ❤

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@cringeymonster That IS a fun fact!

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@cringeymonster I worked nursing homes and did home care throughout high-school and college. It instilled a much-needed sense of perspective and I met some of the most amazing, brilliant, interesting and hilarious people along the way. The elderly are a gift that sadly, society largely ignores.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Almost every world leader now is Francis from Pee-wee's Big Adventure

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@staceM89 P.S. How have I not noticed that your profile page features a giant raccoon with jazz hands?!! Fabulous.

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@staceM89

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

@heyarchietype I'm starting to think that one of your superpowers is somehow knowing when I'm not home and streaming juuuust until I walk in the door. Hope you're feeling better, Archie!

[Cooter Marie @Cooter_Marie]

The back of my Swedish Fish box is an entire mood.