Cool and the Bloodhound Gang

Socialist, Thompsonite, 100% definitely not a narc

[Cool and the Bloodhound Gang @Cootois]

And you thought growing up was tough with a dad who wasn't on the spectrum...

[Cool and the Bloodhound Gang @Cootois]

Had to look for the check mark because it seemed like an onion memorial

[Dallas Police Dept @DallasPD]

Roll Call of Honor - Officer Leroy Wood #GoneButNotForgotten

[Cool and the Bloodhound Gang @Cootois]

.@NotJackKemp need some investigation here

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

On my 93rd birthday & the day I will also be honored by Living Legends of Aviation I am pleased to announce that my longtime love Dr. Anca Faur & I have tied the knot.We were joined in holy matrimony in a small private ceremony in Los Angeles & are as excited as eloping teenagers

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

Well @elonmusk now owns this place so here’s a warm welcome to him and his fans

[Cool and the Bloodhound Gang @Cootois]

The gayest thing you can do at a concert is be a man and make out with your girlfriend for several minutes.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

The in-ground pool business on Long Island is about to flourish off all the overtime NYPD is about to get for not stopping the shooting

[Dr. John B. King, Jr. @JohnBKing]

I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?

[Cool and the Bloodhound Gang @Cootois]

.@NotJackKemp

[Connor Newcomb @ConnorNewcomb_]

It's funnier when you learn that Nick Castellanos hit his first professional home run on the night Osama Bin Laden was killed

[MAVRELLO @MavrelloB]

Ok 4177 reached.. here’s the deal my beloved MFFLs.

1 x Luka signed jersey.

1 x Dirk signed jersey.

Follow me & RT this for chance to win both.

LESSSGOMAVS💙

[Cool and the Bloodhound Gang @Cootois]

Saw a no-where-near-P1 calling out what I suspected was a @dfwticket P1. Turns out it was a @dfwticket P1 negging sarah silverman. My worlds collided.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Let’s do a giveaway! 🌈

RT for your chance to win a Stars Pride T-shirt.

We’ll DM three random winners!

[Cool and the Bloodhound Gang @Cootois]

.@NotJackKemp @bracketdan

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@isaiah_bb Boots Riley

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What did I miss here?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sympathetic Police Know What It’s Like To Have A Bad Day And Kill 8 People https://t.co/O6MCzgA4Ii

[Steven Donziger @SDonziger]

Wow. This might explain why the New York Times has been silent on my 600-day house arrest without trial. Billionaire Robert Denham sits on the boards of both Chevron and the NYT.

@NYTimes: Comment?

[stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree @StefGotBooted]

The opening two paragraphs from the Irish Times review of the Harry and Meghan interview. Lmao.

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Noticed an unfamiliar "newspaper" recently pop up out of nowhere in Dallas.

It's called the Dallas Express.

I was immediately struck by suspicion, which proved to be well founded upon a little research.

(1/1)

[Cool and the Bloodhound Gang @Cootois]

@SaadYousuf126 let people enjoy things

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@MikeSirois @Krystina_Ray I just said "well done Sirois" out loud and my girlfriend asked "what's a Sirois?"

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A real unrelated rollercoaster on the timeline... @chiweethedog @daveanthony