bryan (parody)

the funeral industry is very profitable. very profitable.

[bryan (parody) @CopBroughtPizza]

i left my baby in the car while i was in the grocery store, but it's not what you think. i didn't want that baby.

[Marco🇲🇽 @masmarco_]

I cannot fathom how she has any voters. Literal charisma sinkhole.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

MICHIGAN VOTE ABDUL DON'T FUCK AROUND

[antisocialite @fagcetera]

US politics is really confusing to me like the one who died is not the one who is dead?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for just shy of 20 minutes today. I didn’t even get interrupted once.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Using Mitch McConnell's vegetative corpse-to-be as a political blockade to a special election is such an on-brand Mitch McConnell thing to do.

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Regardless of where you stand in this primary, surely we can all agree that saying “Israel comes to me in my dreams” is weird, right?

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

ok we are all in agreement that k*lshi is a right-wing psy-op right

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Vintage MAGA. 😂🤣

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Rappers glorifying lean is so fucked

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I think when he d**** we should try this 250 year celebration again

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Bitcoin headed under 60k. Couldn't happen to a nicer Ponzi scheme.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

establishment democrats and republicans weren’t fearful he’d fail and ruin nyc. they were worried he’d succeed and represent the threat of a good alternative

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

“Farms use way more water than AI”

Okay we’ll go without AI and you can go without food and we’ll see who starves sooner!

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽ @idropFbombs]

You can't even make this up guys.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Funny how members of the GOP will only do the right thing once they're literally forced out of the party.