Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

@AITA_reddit You're the ass-hole lady, unfortunately for you, smoking marijuana and having flirty sexual conversations with your boyfriend doesnt make you a bad kid. I would lay off or it'll get worse.

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

Lol, you can retweet yourself. Its like when youre in a room full of people and you say something that no one hears so you wait and then repeat it louder and again until someome finally replies and tells you to stfu.

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

I miss bars, they literally could solve all my problems. They had alcohol, pizza, sports, men, games... everything you need.

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

I miss bars, they literally could solve all my problems. They had alcohol, pizza, sports, men, games... everything you need.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

What a moment we had tonight on the Social Distancing x Mush Madness crossover. I’m fairly certain Shelby @Copans8 was shitfaced and nailed her shot first try. Mrs. 1 right in @marty_mush’s eyeball. Tune in for game show greatness:

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

@BrendanClancy i contest this full heartily

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

I was picked for the last one and fucked up and didnt reply,give me a second chance #please @BrendanClancy🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I just supported Barstool Sports and their cause. Join me and help make an impact. https://t.co/wJh80Au1om

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

@KFCradio Now what!? Am I in?!

I just supported Barstool Sports and their cause. Join me and help make an impact. https://t.co/wJh80Au1om

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

@KFCradio @KFCradio @KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool I, without shame, feel like I win that Tshirt...

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

FOREVER A PATRIOT

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:

- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Geoff Herbert @deafgeoff]

VIDEO: Julian Edelman, sitting next to Tom Brady at Syracuse game, says “He’s coming back. He’s coming back.” Then Brady gives him a look. Returning to #Patriots?? #Lipreading

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I have an important announcement #ad

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

I got pulled over for driving an uninspected, uninsured, unregistered vehicle. Long story short I'm walking away with 0 dollars in tickets.

Jesus, I'm privileged.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Congratulations on your retirement, and a great career Eli! Not going to lie though, I wish you hadn’t won any Super Bowls.

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

@Ben_Alwi1 Wait, that video had me HOOKED until he was like "just kidding, it's bullshit" like now I don't know what to believe!

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

What would happen if everyone on earth jumped all at once?

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

I think that maybe I'm not cut out for the tweeter life.

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

I'm waiting for my funny thought that gets retweetes 882562920026 times...
Has yet to hit.
Will update

[Shelby, yeah, kinda like the GT @Copans8]

@BuddahSZN Lol whhhhattttt

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Eric Fisher Stone Cold’ing those beers with the fans is AWESOME. Imagine telling someone at the start of this game that the Chiefs would be celebrating dumping beers on their heads at some point...