CorNEILiuZ

Proud pure bred beard breader. Won best novelty beard at Tufts International Face Fuzz Awards 2010-2013. One half of @enthusicasttech podcast

[CorNEILiuZ @CorNEILiuZ]

@tiffstevenson Vocal Fry - Cold open to Loudermilk. A great show. Your bit on The Gargle made me think of this. https://t.co/ZKWUovuD2A

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Seeing and hearing these students as they scramble to safety really hit me. Anybody who can watch that and their first thought be "you ain't taking my guns" is beyond help.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A student from inside Oxford High School captured this footage of the possible shooter trying to get into the classroom by impersonating a sheriff

The students did not open the door and escaped through a window

https://t.co/DCKb6l555w

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

This is outrageous that they were forced to wear masks. Is this the America we want our kids to live in?!

[CorNEILiuZ @CorNEILiuZ]

I'm not a big sports guy. But the Venus and Serena Williams biopic is not actually about them it's about their dad? I get that he managed them buuuuuuut. Am I missing something? Did Will Smith just need to be the star? I don't get it.

[CorNEILiuZ @CorNEILiuZ]

Hey @roku & @disneyplus. Why don't you let me change language and subtitles in the app on your system. Made watching #StarWarsVisions tricky cos I don't speak Japanese.

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I'll never fail to be amused by the amount of effort people put into bring lazy. You take 5 minutes trying to park in that very tight spot sir. I'm gonna park at this super open spot 20 feet further away from the exit.

Guess who left the car park first

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God damn. First Big football Night of the season and fantasy is down.

[NFL Fantasy Football @NFLFantasy]

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[frasier looking at video games @frasier_looking]

frasier looking at new donk city

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@edgeblend @SarahCLoftus That is deeply upsetting.

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@wideawakewesley @IKEA It's political correctness gone mad

[ralphgarman @RalphGarman]

Finally! The TRON sequel we've been waiting for!

[CorNEILiuZ @CorNEILiuZ]

Ah shite. This is the first place I visit to research any product category.

[Steve Russolillo @srussolillo]

Wirecutter is getting paywalled.

The New York Times is putting the product-review site @wirecutter behind a paywall, looking to further diversify its subscription business beyond its flagship news product.

SCOOP via @patiencehaggin https://t.co/KbYgE9l3M5

[CorNEILiuZ @CorNEILiuZ]

@OliverJHaslam Most of the rest of the world watch American TV or movies dubbed rather than subbed. Action I always preferred Jackie Chans movies dubbed. I can't read and follow the action.

Western remakes are rarely as good. Oldboy was awful.

[Health Nerd @GidMK]

Always fun when people misquote my own research at me

[Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod]

This is an ancient meme but it's like a warm blanket how many of these I cheerfully tick off.

[CorNEILiuZ @CorNEILiuZ]

'You know what they say Joe. Build a man a fire and he will stay warm for a little while, light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life' - Rob Riggle, Holey Moley

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@andy_welland Ah bugger. Coulda sworn it was you down on Penistone Road. There was no shuffle though. Just waiting to cross the road.

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I mean...... How could I not

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@wideawakewesley I heard Rick Gonzalez's voice in that trailer twice. Didn't see his face once. Honestly tho. I was 2/3rds into it before I realised it wasn't a pastiche.

[CorNEILiuZ @CorNEILiuZ]

@wideawakewesley That doesn't look real. It looks like a fake trailer for a fake show. It's almost a little too trailery